Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:34:19 PM No.33203265
I'm really self conscious about my body and my gross balls and penis. Why couldn't God give me one attractive body part? How do I cope?
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Thread 33203265 - /adv/ [Archived: 1194 hours ago]
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:36:48 PM No.33203276
>>33203274
Should I do crime?
Should I do crime?
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:37:49 PM No.33203283
>>33203275
I guess my eyes. They're green but that's about it. Then I have a unibrow if I don't pluck it. My face is very asymmetrical
I guess my eyes. They're green but that's about it. Then I have a unibrow if I don't pluck it. My face is very asymmetrical
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 4:50:00 PM No.33203325
>>33203283
well that's something common, a lot if not all the girls need to pluck their eyebrows
most beauty nowadays requires maintenance
look I'm not going to post ugly celebrities that get girls because I'm too lazy but you know people can achieve success in both society and love even if they're not a 10/10 you just gotta sell what you have with confidence and a good outlook on life.
well that's something common, a lot if not all the girls need to pluck their eyebrows
most beauty nowadays requires maintenance
look I'm not going to post ugly celebrities that get girls because I'm too lazy but you know people can achieve success in both society and love even if they're not a 10/10 you just gotta sell what you have with confidence and a good outlook on life.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:01:22 PM No.33203351
>>33203325
I know but it just seems so common that people naturally can wake up in the morning and not look like a ghoul. No health problems and good sized cock. I have a baby cock 5 inches not very thick plus my balls suck.
>horrible acne in high school and psoriasis on nose and scalp
>also developed gyno in high school
>had to take accutane when I was in college to finally get rid of acne
>psoriasis finally died down to only being on scalp
>gyno never went away so now I have tits
>psoriasis started developing under my nails (apparently literally nothing I can do about it)
>depressed so I'm starting to gain weight
>face is ugly as fuck
I'm just so self conscious about every aspect of myself. It's hard to go outside even. I guess at least I'm not balding. I also get really jealous when I see other guys that look half decent and they don't know how good they have it
>never developed full beard at 27 and I see 20yos with full beards and nice bodies and I want to kms
I know but it just seems so common that people naturally can wake up in the morning and not look like a ghoul. No health problems and good sized cock. I have a baby cock 5 inches not very thick plus my balls suck.
>horrible acne in high school and psoriasis on nose and scalp
>also developed gyno in high school
>had to take accutane when I was in college to finally get rid of acne
>psoriasis finally died down to only being on scalp
>gyno never went away so now I have tits
>psoriasis started developing under my nails (apparently literally nothing I can do about it)
>depressed so I'm starting to gain weight
>face is ugly as fuck
I'm just so self conscious about every aspect of myself. It's hard to go outside even. I guess at least I'm not balding. I also get really jealous when I see other guys that look half decent and they don't know how good they have it
>never developed full beard at 27 and I see 20yos with full beards and nice bodies and I want to kms
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:04:53 PM No.33203361
>>33203359
I'm 5'11 and 180lbs. It shouldn't be that hard, right? I used to be 130
I'm 5'11 and 180lbs. It shouldn't be that hard, right? I used to be 130
Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:13:06 PM No.33203378
>>33203265 (OP)
I've heard nice things about your left elbow.
I've heard nice things about your left elbow.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:18:16 PM No.33203401
>>33203378
Say twelve nice things about my left elbow.
Say twelve nice things about my left elbow.
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:41:41 PM No.33203509
>>33203401
It's prettier than your cock
It's prettier than your balls
It's prettier than your right elbow
It's prettier than the third toe on your left foot
It's prettier than the third toe on your right foot
It's prettier than that booger half-hanging out of your nose.
It's prettier than Charles Bronson
It's prettier than Charles Bronson's left elbow
It's prettier than almost any part of Charles Bronson (This one counts as three)
- or at least, so I've been told
It's prettier than your cock
It's prettier than your balls
It's prettier than your right elbow
It's prettier than the third toe on your left foot
It's prettier than the third toe on your right foot
It's prettier than that booger half-hanging out of your nose.
It's prettier than Charles Bronson
It's prettier than Charles Bronson's left elbow
It's prettier than almost any part of Charles Bronson (This one counts as three)
- or at least, so I've been told
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Anonymous
6/11/2025, 5:47:08 PM No.33203535
>>33203509
Thanks, anon. I feel better now
Thanks, anon. I feel better now
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 12:46:36 AM No.33205454
>>33203351
Be less obsessed about your dick man. By the time someone can see it, you're already most of the way there probably.
Maybe look into how to dress nice
Be less obsessed about your dick man. By the time someone can see it, you're already most of the way there probably.
Maybe look into how to dress nice
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:52:14 PM No.33208575
>>33205466
Charles Bronson's cock and balls are just adorable.
Charles Bronson's cock and balls are just adorable.