>be me
>almost 30
>been isolated since I was 11
>entire life = internet, vidya, porn, drugs, booze
>suicidal thoughts on loop 24/7
>hate myself
>cut myself sometimes just to feel something
>went to therapy, shrinks, took meds
>ate nothing but junk
>never exercised
>sleep schedule is a joke
>hygiene? what's that
>never go outside unless absolutely necessary
>no irl friends, no gf, no human connection
>no sex, no dates, no romance
>no school, no job
>literally just rotting
>starting to realize I wasted my entire life
>regret hits like a freight train

I'm in need of advice.

how about you fucking do something with your life. get a job you lazy bitch

i'm like you, but i got a little motivated in my mid 20s and actually quit booze/got a job. lost the job and now that regret that i wasted all those years NEET'ing and now Working for nothing.

my biggest regret is missing the crypto opportunity of my life time. i hate my fucking mom and want to get away from her more than anything. its very tempting to go back to drinking, but i know i'll just be as bad as OP if i do.

as the other anon no so politely put it, try to find a job. even a simple one that doesn't pay worth a shit. its a stepping stone to making you crave more and slowly improving.

>>33205284 (OP)
>almost 30
>litany of woes
I won't read countdown-of-doom, litany of woes threads. Such OPs aren't going to make it and there's no use responding to them.

>>33205284 (OP)
As above so below. People that pull themselves out of the kind of pits you're in and do what's impossible are the ones that surpass others and set the standards. You obviously aren't meant to get lost in the crowd and buried beneath the lies this world tells you. Will to power anon. Learn as much as you can about anything and all things. Take all things into consideration. Strengthen yourself, mind body and soul. Never latch onto anything, good or bad unless it empowers you. Look at life as if you're an observer in a body here to test the limitations of your body and consciousness and experience the full spectrum of this thing we call life. Don't subscribe to any one idea, take what works and what strengthens you. Embrace difficult situations, walking away from hardship is worse than facing the consequences of growing some fucking balls and saying fuck circumstances. Rage against your fate as a confused animal that hurts itself in its contusion and cultivate the supreme version of yourself. Be like water my nigga, a stream of consciousness, your mind and body the receiver, the vessel. It's all about the experience, prepare yourself for it. You're here to conquer yourself. Then maybe you are lucky and become the few that realize you don't conquer shit and will be humbled by the beauty of how small and insignificant we are in comparison to the greater scheme of existence. Just an existence to accept and experience, act accordingly. Life is yours. Put yourself through hell and laugh in the devil's face. Eat it the fuck up. Win or lose,just fucking fight. That's all that ever mattered.

I got another job rejection after about a month and a half or two of waiting.
It is not possible to get a job that contains benefits. They will say they are hiring literally anyone and then not hire you.
I've been kind of making ends meet with doordash but that doesn't put bread on the table and I don't wanna go back to a standing in one place for 10 hours straight and no sitting allowed job, there's no way my back or my feet would be able to take it.
Where are the magic do nothing jobs that pay 30k+ a year?

>>33205906
>magic do nothing jobs that pay 30k+ a year?
those are called government jobs.

>>33205906
There are no 30k do nothing jobs. If you only make 30k you are probably working your ass off. Jobs don't let you get away with doing nothing until you are making at least 90k.

>>33205906
Computers if "do nothing" means a minimum amount of movement. Owning a business and having workers is really as close as you'll ever get to a "do nothing" job, but you have to grind for that. Other than that, it doesn't exist because there's always work. You want minimum work? Bend over and take it up the ass. The cleanup is all you'll have to worry about.

>>33205284 (OP)
You don't need advice, since doing literally anything else would be better at this point