Thread 33206494 - /adv/ [Archived: 1141 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:34:57 AM No.33206494
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How do I ask out the waitress at my local Asian restaurant? What’s something that will spark her interest?

It’s one of those restaurants where they sit you down then you have to write the menu number on the receipt and walk up to the counter to order and pay. I wanted to ask for her number on the receipt but I’m not sure if her English is good enough to understand.

No low-t responses suggesting to let her work or smth lol
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 5:53:31 AM No.33206553
>>33206494 (OP)
Yell "SHOW ME YOUR CHINA VAGINA!!! BE MY YELLA CINDERELLA!!!" into her left ear.
Then once everyone stares at you, be sure to fart loudly to assert dominance. Leave the resturant.
Come back the next day, you'll be a legend and she'll be all over you.
You can thank me later, just an anonymous poster doing his good deed for the day.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:15:36 AM No.33206615
>>33206494 (OP)
In my experience, having 8 women with you should catch her interest.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 6:23:27 AM No.33206641
>>33206494 (OP)
I once wanted to ask out a coffee girl. I went to the other coffee girls and asked if she would be interested. They loved the idea but sadly she had moved out of town that week.

As long as you are a regular and the staff likes you than you can ask the other girls and they will give you the blessing and advice you need.

Just that way you aren't dropping it out of no where.

How do you actually ask?

"Would you like to go some places some time? Here is my number let me know. Ok?"

Walk away and if the she likes you and the other girls support it you will get a text.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:23:27 AM No.33206851
>>33206641
Interesting. Thanks. I did make her laugh last time I was there, asking her to teach me how to say arigato properly.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:28:06 AM No.33206869
>>33206851
plot twist: she is chinese and your arigato joke made her hate you
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:30:57 AM No.33206876
>>33206851
Don't make it about her race any more than it's cute. Good job I am sure a number drop is the best choice now.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:33:41 AM No.33206879
>>33206494 (OP)
what is her vibe towards you? Have u ever spoken to her?
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 7:36:33 AM No.33206885
>>33206879
This. Girls in any service industry know how to get tips ten fold for Asian girls (it's cultural to be accommodating)
You run a real risk of her friendliness being mistaken. I'll say it one last time, ask one of the other girls if it's welcome and you will know for sure.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:45:46 PM No.33207811
>saying “Asian” instead of the actual nationality
>being unsure if someone who can live in BFE, USA can speak English
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:48:37 PM No.33207819
>>33206885
>Asian girls (it's cultural to be accommodating)
No, it’s not. That only applies to a single country (Japan) within a continent the size of five USAs. The Chinese don’t give a fuck about being accommodating, Vietnamese and Thai might but it’s not really part of their culture, and the list goes on.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 2:59:18 PM No.33207849
>>33206885
>Asian girls (it's cultural to be accommodating)
No, it’s not, fucking retard. That only applies to a single country (Japan) within a continent the size of five USAs. The Chinese don’t give a fuck about being accommodating, Vietnamese and Thai might but it’s not really “part” of their culture, and the list goes on. This is assuming the waitress in question is even an actual Asian. If she’s Asian-American then she’s just as acultural as you
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:20:42 PM No.33208177
>>33206494 (OP)
>Asian
That covers a lot of culture.
Can you be more specific?
It’s not racist.
>>33206869
>>33206851
Big if true.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 4:44:54 PM No.33208265
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>>33206494 (OP)
Watch the Goofy show and imitate all that stuff, yuk yuk. It helps if you've got the physiognamy: gay moustache, narrow shoulders, neck too long or non-existent.
Cult of Passion
6/12/2025, 4:57:16 PM No.33208310
>>33206851
If fish roe is sold there...pronounce it like it is Japanes, ro-eh. My friend (American) thought it was Japanese, lol.