Is it retarded and weird that I've always wanted to get my ass kicked? Like that's something I want to cross off my bucket list. Like challenge a dude to a fight and then get my ass kicked? How do I accomplish this goal?

go down the pub and start shoving cunts
simple as

I feel you.. I’m not sure If this is just some secret masochistic fetish I have that I don’t know about yet, but I would gladly take a brutal beating just to see how it is.

>>33207141 (OP)
>Is it retarded and weird that
I won't read a thread whose beginning tells me that it is just another subhuman, formulaic retard asking that I calibrate his (woefully deficient) sense of normality. Just a waste of time.

>>33207141 (OP)
>retarded and weird
yep
wanting to fight a dude is normal under certain circumstances, but normal men go there with the intention of ruining the OTHER guy's day
this should be avoided anyway, you never know if this shit will stop before permanent damage occurs
last time I got my ass kicked I knew my friends were close enough to intervene and it did happen in time
>How do I accomplish this goal?
- go for a walk in the dodgy part of town, look for groups of idle men and walk past them, the closer the better
- flirt with women who are accompanied when your favorite bar/nightclub closes
- drive slowly while insulting and showing the finger to other drivers
shit, it's easy, possibilities are endless.
bonus: have a couple drinks beforehand, and even better, a line of cocaine. your fuse will get 10x shorter

I concur. I also have this notion of getting beat to a pulp. I am a huge man and strong like a bull but if I ever got into a fight, I would just let them beat me. These tendencies comes from narcissistic/alcoholic household with violence for me. Some people are only guaranteed pain and suffering throughout their life.

>>33207141 (OP)
why do you want CTE and brain damage?

Just do some MMA and challenge dudes for a month , you'll get your ass kicked enough without getting tangled with the law

>>33207141 (OP)
Go to the gym and workout until your entire body is too sore to stand.

>>33207141 (OP)
Yes.
Fighting isnt fun. Its painful and scary.

>>33207141 (OP)
absolutely retarded

all it takes is one hit to your head on an edge of a bar or the concrete and you're fucked for life

>>33207141 (OP)
Bump your head on a wall and tell me how good that feels. Mix that with being humiliated.

>>33207141 (OP)

It's a little odd yes, but different strokes for different folks. If you decide to go through with it, I'd recommend finding a way to do it in a controlled environment. Both so you don't go to jail for fighting, and so whoever lays you out isn't pissed and decides to kill you. People can do crazy shit when they're mad.

>>33207141 (OP)
go to /gif/ /rekt/ and see why that's a retarded idea