Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:03:04 PM No.33209205
How can I significantly reduce flatulence or atleast make it have no smell ? This may sound silly but I want serious answers
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:05:41 PM No.33209219
Maybe fix your diet you cheese guzzling fuck.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:07:45 PM No.33209228
>>33209219
How can I fix it ? That's not specific at all
How can I fix it ? That's not specific at all
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:15:29 PM No.33209252
>>33209228
Reduce your dairy intake take outside of stuff that comes with lactose splitting bacteria already with it, like yogurt.
Reduce your carbohydrates. Bacteria feed on sugars, then produce gases. If you have extra sugar in your gut they get it.
Find your fiber sweet spot. Too little or too much is going to make you gassy.
Less alcohol. See above about sugars.
Less acid. Calm down on coffee, soda, and juices. Try to find the amount that fucks your stomach up and stop drinking that much.
Reduce your dairy intake take outside of stuff that comes with lactose splitting bacteria already with it, like yogurt.
Reduce your carbohydrates. Bacteria feed on sugars, then produce gases. If you have extra sugar in your gut they get it.
Find your fiber sweet spot. Too little or too much is going to make you gassy.
Less alcohol. See above about sugars.
Less acid. Calm down on coffee, soda, and juices. Try to find the amount that fucks your stomach up and stop drinking that much.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:19:06 PM No.33209269
Eat less dairy and vegetables (Broccoli/Brussel sprouts). Go with a high protein low fat diet. If you do you will only be farting maybe once or twice a week and they will be weak/silent farts.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 8:43:34 PM No.33209371
i hate having a fart fetish and getting turned on by this stupid shit.
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Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:09:46 PM No.33209711
>>33209205 (OP)
OK, cut out milk in most forms, yogurt and cheeses are fine. Also, keto + IF (omad) makes me fart less, but it gives me deadlier farts. It might just be IF I think. No snacking in between, avoid milk.
OK, cut out milk in most forms, yogurt and cheeses are fine. Also, keto + IF (omad) makes me fart less, but it gives me deadlier farts. It might just be IF I think. No snacking in between, avoid milk.
S
6/12/2025, 10:12:20 PM No.33209722
>>33209205 (OP)
Eat less plant matter and don't use artificial sweeteners.
Eat less plant matter and don't use artificial sweeteners.
Anonymous
6/12/2025, 10:28:39 PM No.33209811
>>33209399
ever since i was a kid, when girls my age would fart around me, they'd think it was funny, and id be mortified that my heart rate would spike and i wouldn't understand why.
then i got a little older and realized it was a sexual thing. i thought i had a mental illness because no adult film I"ve ever encountered was ever centered on farting. it was always just sex and nudity. so i thought i was the only one who was sexually excited by farts. wasn't until i first got a nintendo Wii, and used the opera web browser to actively search the youtube for fart fetish content that i found videos if girls purposely farting and guys commenting on how hot they thought it was, which relieved me a bit since at least i knew i wasn't the only one.
ever since i was a kid, when girls my age would fart around me, they'd think it was funny, and id be mortified that my heart rate would spike and i wouldn't understand why.
then i got a little older and realized it was a sexual thing. i thought i had a mental illness because no adult film I"ve ever encountered was ever centered on farting. it was always just sex and nudity. so i thought i was the only one who was sexually excited by farts. wasn't until i first got a nintendo Wii, and used the opera web browser to actively search the youtube for fart fetish content that i found videos if girls purposely farting and guys commenting on how hot they thought it was, which relieved me a bit since at least i knew i wasn't the only one.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:45:30 AM No.33212056
>>33209205 (OP)
You might be constipated without knowing it. Exercise more, and try having more fiber and water. If that doesn't work try going to the doctor.
You might be constipated without knowing it. Exercise more, and try having more fiber and water. If that doesn't work try going to the doctor.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 8:10:24 AM No.33212149
>>33209205 (OP)
There’s pills you can get off the shelf, like anywhere.
There’s pills you can get off the shelf, like anywhere.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 11:05:46 AM No.33212553
Thanks for all your suggestions
Anonymous
6/14/2025, 3:57:55 AM No.33216857
>>33209205 (OP)
I no longer eat high carb food and I no longer fart, bread rice potatoes on rare occasions only. It's 100% accurate, heard it from other people as well. They also no longer fart. It might have to do with gluten, not sure but it's cutting out carbs that reduces gas completely, for some reason. It needs to be studied because it's 100% true.
I no longer eat high carb food and I no longer fart, bread rice potatoes on rare occasions only. It's 100% accurate, heard it from other people as well. They also no longer fart. It might have to do with gluten, not sure but it's cutting out carbs that reduces gas completely, for some reason. It needs to be studied because it's 100% true.