Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:24:40 AM No.33211524
I'm starting work at a gas station tomorrow. Give me advice to be the best gas station guy ever.
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Thread 33211524 - /adv/ [Archived: 1784 hours ago]
Zach
6/13/2025, 5:27:29 AM No.33211530
Do not go in, how can I deceive my way out of a situation, but instead, how can I work my hardest through a situation.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:27:40 AM No.33211532
>>33211524 (OP)
Carry a gun
Carry a gun
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:29:54 AM No.33211535
>>33211524 (OP)
If you huff the gasoline hard enough you get high
If you huff the gasoline hard enough you get high
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:31:44 AM No.33211539
Embrace the karmic wheel, be the coolest chill guy imaginable, (lots of "good day!"s and "be well!"s) and let folks use the employee toilet.
Yes this will result in IBS fags shitting on the walls and running in shame.
Accept their plight as failure to pay penance for past misdeeds, and embrace the opportunity to pay your own as you clean it up.
Enjoy climbing a few more rungs on the Sangha, and become more in-touch with zen than 95% of the western populace, sadly, ever will.
Atleast in this lifetime.
Yes this will result in IBS fags shitting on the walls and running in shame.
Accept their plight as failure to pay penance for past misdeeds, and embrace the opportunity to pay your own as you clean it up.
Enjoy climbing a few more rungs on the Sangha, and become more in-touch with zen than 95% of the western populace, sadly, ever will.
Atleast in this lifetime.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:35:49 AM No.33211549
>>33211524 (OP)
Break up with your girlfriend, she is a leech and it's driving your other friend crazy.
Break up with your girlfriend, she is a leech and it's driving your other friend crazy.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 5:43:55 AM No.33211572
>>33211524 (OP)
Oregon gas man here. Here, 60% of most gas stations must be full-service, where you pump gas for the customer.
Pay attention to customers spilling gas, you don't want to end up on liveleak.
Turn off the pump if someone is filling cans in the bed of their truck, I have seen fires because of this.
If someone drives off with the nozzle still in their car, they will probably be in shock. If they still need to fill up, keep an eye on them so they don't drive away with the nozzle still in their car AGAIN.
If there is a large gasoline spill (more than 2 gallons) call the fire department. That's around when a gas station fire becomes a gas station explosion.
Don't turn your back to niggers.
Carry pepper spray at all times.
Your self-worth isn't defined by your job, but by what you do outside of work to better your position in life.
Befriend the truckers who deliver gas. Print off the VeederRoot or Incon inventory reports for them.
Wear sunglasses and sunscreen.
Don't work at a gas station forever.
Oregon gas man here. Here, 60% of most gas stations must be full-service, where you pump gas for the customer.
Pay attention to customers spilling gas, you don't want to end up on liveleak.
Turn off the pump if someone is filling cans in the bed of their truck, I have seen fires because of this.
If someone drives off with the nozzle still in their car, they will probably be in shock. If they still need to fill up, keep an eye on them so they don't drive away with the nozzle still in their car AGAIN.
If there is a large gasoline spill (more than 2 gallons) call the fire department. That's around when a gas station fire becomes a gas station explosion.
Don't turn your back to niggers.
Carry pepper spray at all times.
Your self-worth isn't defined by your job, but by what you do outside of work to better your position in life.
Befriend the truckers who deliver gas. Print off the VeederRoot or Incon inventory reports for them.
Wear sunglasses and sunscreen.
Don't work at a gas station forever.
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:26:37 AM No.33211979
>>33211524 (OP)
Smoke weed and do coke with your regulars. Flirt with customers. Take frequent cigarette breaks. Do the bare minimum and go with the flow.
t. former clerk
Smoke weed and do coke with your regulars. Flirt with customers. Take frequent cigarette breaks. Do the bare minimum and go with the flow.
t. former clerk
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:35:32 AM No.33212015
https://youtube.com/watch?v=gCpR4ODSE6s
Anonymous
6/13/2025, 7:36:13 AM No.33212018
>>33211524 (OP)
Be cool with everyone. A late night gas station worker is like a short term bar tender.
People will want to tell you about life, listen and respond with care. Staying on your toes is important but being chill will head off a lot of shit.
Be cool with everyone. A late night gas station worker is like a short term bar tender.
People will want to tell you about life, listen and respond with care. Staying on your toes is important but being chill will head off a lot of shit.