So i tried to search for painless and quickest ways to kill myself two things popped up, CO poisoning and helium inhaling death study(im not sure if it's possible). The problem is idk how to gain access to either of those. I need some tips and also recommendations if any of you know any other wayS

>>33214022 (OP)
Read all of /b/ straight through twice a a day.

This is completely lethal.

>>33214022 (OP)
It's pretty easy to find that, just don't use google. And don't use /adv/, you dumb faggot. There's like 2 threads a day asking the same overly dramatic shit

Idk what else to useee everywhere i see i get told dump shit "don't do it" like fhjddjhskal stfu lmao. I don't even use 4chan bt i heard it's not much monitored for stuff like this. Hence i came here. Can't even frixking die in peace without a side character acting all saint tryna stop you.

>>33214022 (OP)
>how to have a quick and painless death
I won't read this thousandth posting of an attention-seeking, meme thread. Look in the archive, moron.

You still have some life in you, since you're asking for a painless death, real depressed suicidal people would throw themselves in a meat grinder if they wanted to kill themselves. This is a cry of help from you, you want advice, go to a shrink man

>>33214022 (OP)
You dont need to consoom to off yourself. You can turn your own oxygen into carbon dioxide. All you need is the bag.

>>33214121
Carbon dioxide causes the hypercapnic reflex, you utter moron.

>>33214022 (OP)
>painless and quickest ways to kill myself
There genuinely aren't any, with the possible exception of injecting a large overdose of fentanyl directly into a vein.

>>33214022 (OP)
If you have to overthink it, you aren't going to do it anyways. Stop asking for attention.

>>33214066
>>33214022 (OP)
Why do you want to die?

>>33214022 (OP)
I read an article about people who tried to commit suicide by jumping off the golden gate bridge, and all those that survived said they regretted it as soon as they jumped - before they even hit the ground.
I remember one guy said something like: "the moment I jumped I realized every problem in my life had a potential solution, except the problem of falling to my death."

>>33217833
Is it the one with the guy in a blue shirt?

>>33214022 (OP)
If you are worried about pain, you are not ready to go.

>>33217952
Not OP, but is that true?

>>33217833
classic survivors bias

>>33218425
how? pretty sure it was like 100% of them.
Talked to a shrink about it once and he told me an anecdote about a patient who jumped from the 3rd floor and only broke her legs.
Wasnt suicidal any longer after that

>>33214022 (OP)
Jesus Christ loves you man, seek him before listening to the whispers of hopelessness

>>33218623
you still can't know, as no one can't ask the successful ones.