I recently had sex with a girl who works for a prestigious company and has a respectable position there.

She literally sucked my cock...
Then I saw her linkedin profile photo and there she was looking all fancy and professional. It hurt my brain because this same girl literally had my penis in her mouth (along with other penises, i'm sure) while also going into work and having meetings with rich VPs and CEOs and shit.

Why are these things so crazy for me to think about?

>>33218218 (OP)
Because you're retarded.

>>33218240
how?

>>33218218 (OP)
Guess what? She ended up where she is thanks to sucking dick so it basically the same shit

>>33218218 (OP)
>professional women don't have sex!!
Interesting thesis OP.
As another anon already said, you're retarded.

>>33218218 (OP)
dont take them seriously but pretend you do.
But dont show them that you take them way too seriously.
Its a fine line anon, it takes years to master and it also depends on the girl in front of you.
I suggest you search for the pua tom torero on odysee.

>>33218218 (OP)
You don't.

>>33218218 (OP)
>Why are these things so crazy for me to think about?
I don't know, but it's certainly something about yourself that you urgently need to fix.

>>33218390
Why do image board autists pretend that it's difficult to get a job? She likely just went to university, did well, got hired. If you weren't a useless subhuman you could do the same.

>>33218218 (OP)
never take seriously what the god made for fun

>>33218777
Nah women are hired more for their looks. You think those rich CEOs and VIPs aren't tapping that pussy? Cmon man.

>>33218218 (OP)
stop thinking about dick faggot

>>33218777
Shut up roastie, why DO YOU assume that bitch got her position fairly if she's willing to have sex with retarded op
We can settle this debate with one simple question: where you and here in a commited relationship, op?

>>33218218 (OP)
How can a woman take you seriously knowing you've stuck your dick in someone's cooch?

>>33219067
Because MOST women prefer when a man has sexual experience retarded femcel. Go back to Crystal Cafe. You dumb fucking foid.

>>33219237
Lmao nigga calm down.

>>33219244
>nigga
Shut up shitskin nigger.

>>33218218 (OP)
>Why are these things so crazy for me to think about?
Because deep down you know it's wrong but you're suffering cognitive dissonance from being in a society run by emasculated beta males like
>>33218240
>>33218423
>>33218741
Woman ARE NOT SERIOUS. Women are for taking dick, making babies, and running the home. You find it ridiculous that someone who swallowed your load is cosplaying as you and has authority over other men like you because it is ridiculous.
Women were not built the same way men are. They can't take emotions out of decision making, they can't handle physical hardship to nearly the same extent, and while they're ok at being managers at big established companies they have neither the dedication or creativity to start businesses or organizations that last (unless they're lying, like Elizabeth Holmes, or nepo babies like the Jenners)
Women are simply not on the same level as men as operators. That doesn't mean they're not important, we need women, but we don't need them LARPing as men.
>>33218899
Kek I am actually a C-suite exec, it's at a small tech startup but we have some employees and we're making decent money for our size, $100k MRR on the MVP with no venture backing yet, it's fine.
We never hire women for this exact reason. Yeah it's the same chance as winning the powerball but there is a small chance this blows up into a multi-billion dollar enterprise, and I'm not risking that chance on some scoozy who is a walking sexual harassment lawsuit.
When we get big enough that we're legally obliged to do fair hiring practices, we're only hiring grannies and old aunties. They can hit on us all they like and get the eye candy from all the young men in the office but (I HOPE) we'll never have to worry about fucking one and her suing us later.

Also not to rain on everyone's parade but banging your way to the top fell out of fashion like 20 years ago.
Modern men are so weak and emasculated that you don't even need to give them a blowjob anymore, a low-cut shirt and the implied promise of a blowjob is all women need these days. Especially in companies run by Indians or Chinese, they are the worst kind of simps and will even give a founding position up for the promise of some pussy (look at that chick from ScaleAI for example, think she actually contributed anything before she took her billion dollars and ran away to do nothing with it?)

>>33218218 (OP)
They are not crazy, you are just becoming a man, anon. Imagine how innocent you were as a virgin when you stepped into meetings not knowing all those people have sex. You sat there, like a boy, thinking they were so fancy in their suits.

If someone is single in work life, they are cringe. It's that simple. The girl you fucked is likely a whore.
>>33218477
>Over complicating it
View them as infantile. You take a child seriously too but you don't forget that they are a child.
Make them laugh, take them "seriously", but don't forget that they are retarded. The moment you invest your mental wellbeing in a woman is the moment you get cucked (by someone who doesn't).

>>33218899
>You think those rich CEOs and VIPs aren't tapping that pussy? Cmon man.
Absolutely not. They're not stupid, they actually have stake in the company and they're not going to shit where they eat. They can easily just go have a boat party with yacht girls if they need to. They aren't having trouble on Tinder.

>>33219266
Lmao nigga calm down.

>>33218218 (OP)
Put a dick in yours

>>33219508
okay nigger

>>33219446
Yeah no

We live in a clown world. Sucking cocks, as a man or woman, gives you more power and preference by the establishment. we are currently in a month where having anal sex is celebrated. it doesnt make any sense, you have to just stop trying to figure it out

>>33219653
Thanks nigga.

>>33219681
welcome nigger

>>33218218 (OP)
And same goes for you despite flopping your body around and going "ugh ugh UGHHH" while making a stupid face and ejaculating white fluid out of your penis.

It is what it is.

>>33218218 (OP)
people like to suck dick, it's not complicated. i've enjoyed it very much.

>>33219722
how come nobody sucks my dick then

>>33219736
i'll suck your dick i'm trans btw if that matters

>>33219743
Doesn't bother me as long as you pass decently.

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>>33218218 (OP)
> Not taking turns sucking dick with your gf and giving each other pointers.
NGMI

>>33218218 (OP)
Would you prefer to be fucking retarded and mentally dysfunct NEETs who cannot function in society instead?

>>33218218 (OP)
my son's current french teacher had my dick in every hole a few years ago.
well, I can live with that. nobody other than her and I really need to know anyway.

>>33223217
Yes, I actually wouldnt care if a girl was only fucking based chuds now that I think about it.