Am I about to ruin my life? - /adv/ (#33235974) [Archived: 1593 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:05:49 AM No.33235974
Astro Demon
Astro Demon
md5: fd69b71d2a322314d0a054cbb72f45a1๐Ÿ”
>Be me
>Stoner degenerate in college
>Somehow do pretty well anyhow and get a decent finance job offer at a mid-size bank
>Offer is in January, job starts in June
>Quit weed cold turkey thinking I'll be drug tested before employment
>Doesn't fucking happen
>Third week of employment, no mention of a drug test even though it's supposedly company policy
>Friends are all telling me I'm in the clear and being paranoid holding off

I'm not looking to be high as a kite every single day, but if I decide to be a weekend warrior about it, is there still a decent chance I could be tested? The company I work for is based out of PA where weed is still technically illegal but literally no one cares. I'm new to banking so I don't really know what to expect as far as the culture around that sort of stuff, and I'm sure as shit not about to ask anyone
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:14:24 AM No.33236001
>>33235974 (OP)
I won't read stoner threads posted by brain-damaged fucktards.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:14:58 AM No.33236004
>>33236001
Fuck off, faggot. You're a net negative on society.
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Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:16:03 AM No.33236011
>>33236004
>Fuck off, faggot. You're a net negative on society.
you work for a bank and smoke weed. someone who does nothing but make the worst posts on the adv 4chan board is even infinitely more valuable to society that you. NTA btw
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:30:16 AM No.33236063
>>33235974 (OP)
I'm at a company where random testing is the official policy and it's been over 4 years with no drug test, but I also waited for over a year after getting hired before smoking to make the determination that I was fine. I also hadn't noticed anyone else getting fired inconspicuously for what I would suspect was failed drug test.

Truly random drug testing that's done at a lab costs a good amount money and can actually get useful employees terminated. In my opinion unless you're working for the government or some contractor where compliance is a thing, random drug testing is just a tool the company can use when they already want someone gone.
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:30:46 AM No.33236065
>>33236001
I can smell you through my screen. Take a shower
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 2:32:01 AM No.33236071
>>33235974 (OP)
probably no one on /adv/ will know lol
this would probably be a good question for reddit
there's regional subredditsr
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 3:05:09 AM No.33236175
the likelihood they test you within the first 12 months sounds very high. my guess is itโ€™s a mouth swab test but yes getting high every weekend you will fail it
Anonymous
6/18/2025, 10:14:24 AM No.33237840
>>33236001