How pathetic would it be if I gave money to a girl or escort to act like a girlfriend for a month or two and then break up with me to calm my parents down? Should I do it?

extremely pathetic

If you have the money to pay for an escort, then you have money to take a fat woman you don't care about on 4 dates that are cheap and boring enough for them to break up with you

>>33236178
I thought so but the question remains, should I do it?
>>33236179
>then you have money to take a fat woman you don't care about on 4 dates that are cheap and boring enough for them to break up with you
But is that enough time to introduce them to my parents?

peoples parents actually give a shit if theyre dating in 2025? holy jej...I cannot believe that

>>33236182
I wouldn't trust a prostitute to do anything high stakes. This is a crazy idea. I'm sorry your parents are harassing you but you've either gotta stand up for yourself or endure it.

>>33236182
Not really, but you were already looking at a 1-2 month timeframe. It's a shaky idea in general, as introducing to the parents is a milestone of significance that's likely to inadvertently escalate things to where they'll still blow up in your face, and would take more time than that in most cases to feel "convincing," but I'm just saying if you're rushing this to try to put on a facade, hiring an escort is just a worse option that'd end up costing more.

>>33236160 (OP)
I won't read there's one born every minute threads posted by basement-dwelling, perpetually-online, subhuman morons.

just get a girlfriend holy shit its easier than even going to the gym for a year, getting a job, beating dark souls. Just get a girlfriend

>>33236185
They want me to get married and I've never had a girlfriend, I want them to show them that I can get one and how competitive the market is out there.
>>33236188
Aren't there different types of escorts?
>>33236199
So what's the best way to do it?
>>33236222
>going to the gym for a year, getting a job
Those are prerequisites for getting a girlfriend.

>>33236160 (OP)
That would cost *a lot* of money.
Last I checked overnight is like $1200 typically for a quality escort.
Note overnight isn't 24 hours.

>>33236233
>Those are prerequisites for getting a girlfriend.
for your type of procrastinator maybe. Maybe once you have a six pack, a 300k/year job, a mercedes, house, simulation time trainer girlfriend, quit all vices, read every self help and woman psychology book, and did it all before turning 25 thereby avoiding the moid wall, yea then you will be ready finally to go on a date with a pillwhore who can barely drive successfully to the overpriced homosexual bar you try to impress her with.

>>33236233
What are you gonna do when you pull your plan off and they keep bugging you because dating a woman for a month and then breaking up isn't what your parents want? You're being fucking absurd.

>>33236233
There's no way to go about it that won't result in some blowback, but if this is the route you want and you're willing to take the hit, then just start dating with no standards or care about being a shitty date while posting pictures from them to social media to put up the image that you're trying. Eventually it'll probably become clear that you are being a shitty date that can't hold a girl, especially since you'll have posted evidence, but that's probably the best you can get out of this kind of plan.

>>33236251
What are alternative methods?
>>33236252
I don't have anything a woman would want especially when compared to other men.
>>33236258
How is it absurd? It'll show them that I just don't have what it takes to be in a relationship.
>>33236265
I don't know if that will convince them. If I get a girlfriend and then lose her but never get one again, I think they'll get the message.

>>33236279
>I don't have anything a woman would want especially when compared to other men.
I hope one day you realize the only thing woman are attracted to is an irrational, unjustified ego

>>33236287
Elaborate, idgi.

>>33236279
>How is it absurd? It'll show them that I just don't have what it takes to be in a relationship.
You don't know this crazy plan will make your parents give up. My money is the it won't. You either have to stand up for yourself or keep enduring it. This plan is a passive aggressive attempt to try and stand up for yourself and it's a deranged one. I'm legit worried for you and hoping this is a bait.

>>33236320
>I'm legit worried for you and hoping this is a bait.
I'm only partly entertaining it but I might do it if things get too dire.

>>33236351
Why do your parents have your balls in a vice grip? You should be able to tell them to fuck off or to engage with the problems preventing you from getting a gf instead of just harassing you all the time.

>>33236357
I live at home.

>>33236233
>They want me to get married
who gives a shit

tell them to get fucked

>>33236370
I live at home so I can't really do that.

>>33236366
Then the latter option of discussing the barriers sounds better than telling them to get bent.

>>33236204
So you're saying you wouldn't read your own threads if you made them?

>>33236252
Men don't wall, retard

>>33236986
What a blatant lie.