Thread 33236701

>gf gone for 8 days illl have house to my self
>how do i find a girl i was thinking about hitting on a girl at the mall or a dating app
>biggest worry is her finding out
>I will not take just don’t as an answer

>>33236701 (OP)
dont bother cold approaching a girl, as for dating apps plenty of slutty girls are looking for a quick fuck as long as you're not ugly

if it's 8 days you just go to a club in the next major city and it's impossible she ever finds out

>>33236701 (OP)
club is the only way or bars
just hit up different places everyday
dont drink just go to find girls (because you will burn out)

>>33236701 (OP)
>8 days isn't enough OP
>I think you should just pay for an escort but that isn't really 'cheating' in the romantic sense
>I mean if you're a chad you could hit up some mid becky on tinder but you probably aren't

>>33236828
This is the most realistic post
>>33236722
>as for dating apps plenty of slutty girls are looking for a quick fuck as long as you're not ugly
LMAO "ugly" to a girl is literally an 8. Look at the fucking "chopped men epidemic" posts on tiktok and insta numbnuts. Maybe if you're Euro-poor-an it's different since women on the continent still know how to get horny, but it's fucked in the Anglosphere
>>33236730
>>33236738
Same thing with clubs. I can't remember the last time I saw strangers hooking up in a club in my city, and yes I would know since I'm obviously keeping an eye on the single-looking girls all night.

Most women are either in committed relationships or at best have the occasional ONS or fling with the hottest guy they can get, which newsflash isn't usually you (unless you're into 3/10s)

>>33236722
What's wrong with daygame?

Just jack off or do something productive in the meantime that will get you points with her when she comes back.

>>33236701 (OP)
Stupid moid i hope you kys

If you can't stand 8 days without severe compulsions you should probably just leave her.

Don't be a retard.

>>33236701 (OP)
>dating app
just don't. what if someone you know comes across your profile?
go to a prostitute

>>33236701 (OP)
Seriously fuck yourself, People here trying so hard to find a female and you're trying to cheat on your girl

>>33238494
Women either come easy to you, or none of them will touch you with a 10 foot pole. That's just how it be.

>>33238494
>People here trying so hard to find a female
citation needed my man.
people certainly complain a lot about
>no gf
on here, but they certainly aren't trying either. so much easier to just shipost blackpill rhetoric

>People here trying so hard to find a female and you're trying to cheat

No need for projecting, not my fault you were born ugly

>>33236701 (OP)
Faggot you don't even know how to greentext. I hope she finds out cunt