How do you grab gfs boobs without it being sexual assault?

"can i touch your boobs?"

If you're worried about this are you sure that's she is your gf?

>>33238688
It’s a turnoff to be sexually direct and submissive

>>33238695
We are both religious so it’s not necessarily the same

You can assume you have consent to do normal boyfriend things by default. This consent can, however, be withdrawn at any time for any reason. So, for example:
>you can grope your gf
>you can lightly spank your gf
but if she pushes you away when you go to grope her or otherwise says something like "not now, I'm not feeling it" then you no longer have consent in that moment. Your consent will "refresh" after a reasonable amount of time has passed that you feel like the situation is now different.
You also don't have default consent to heavily spank your gf or choke her etc. as these are not normal bf things. You need to ask first.

>>33238698
>It’s a turnoff to be sexually direct and submissive
Not for everyone, and you have to communicate in order to determine what the boundaries are for each of you in your relationship.

Fucking mental gymnastics. If you're unsure ask. You can brush the idea across in a light hearted way. As another anon mentioned, if you're in a relationship already, it is assumed light sexual touching is generally permitted but the moment either party shuts it down is thr moment that boundary needs to be respected. Otherwise it starts to enter sexual assault territory. Have respect for the other person's feelings. That includes their sexual feelings in the moment. Not every instance of unwanted touching automatically constitutes sexual assault. How would you know what your partner wanted without taking the chance? Spontaneity is a healthy part of any loving relationship. It's when someone says no and respecting that boundary that matters most.

Just grab her breasts. If she gets angry tell her it's just a simple yet important breast exam and if she doesn't believe you show her a fake doctor's ID badge you prepared previously with your face to validate your claim.

>>33238685 (OP)
Just walk up to any woman. Using both hands at once, squeeze both breasts while saying "Honk Honk." Drives them crazy

>>33238698
If you are religious then don't do it. It is a mortal sin and only reserved for matrimony. When she is truly devout and God-loving then don't temp her. I did that to a religious girl on our second date and she went along because she was too afraid to reject me, so we did more and she started hating herself and me. After three months she told me she doesn't like any of that stuff unless we would be married. Destroyed our foundation, so marry quick to honor her properly.

>>33238698
If you are Christian all you need to do is to dress like a crusader and grab her boobs while saying with conviction: "Deus vult".

>>33239363
>>33240281
Meme religion

>>33240550
>Meme religio -ACK

>>33238685 (OP)
You just grab them it's not hard. From behind, from the front, from the side, whatever. Just go ahead and cop a feel. Juat make sure you do more than just that though, give her free spontaneous hugs or kisses on the cheek as well, also compliments. As long as you do not make it 100% about sexual shit, its all good.

The more things change the more they stay the same. Its just boobs. Just grab them.

>>33238685 (OP)
Have her fill out a consent form in front of two witnesses and get it notarized.
You also need at least 1 witness for the duration of the grab in case she decides to revoke her consent, so you can demonstrate that the grab ceased immediately upon notice that the consent form was voided.

You should not be initiating sexually with someone who you cannot read as being open to sexual advances or not. Learning her signals and learning what part of your masculinity pushes her buttons whether she likes it or not is stuff you have to figure out before hooking up

>make sure the gf is sitting
>walk towards her
>trip
>ohhhn ooooo
>fall face first into some titties

There, that easy

>>33238685 (OP)
If she is your GF and you can't work this out you have issues.
Is she really your GF?
Ask her if "would it feel good for you? My chest isn't really sensitive like that" the hypothetical opens the door but isn't a direct ask.

>>33241840
UnIronically cute if you play it right.
Smile at her and if she smiles back it's just being "obsessed" with her. Girls love that shit.
Next you can do her legs... Man a nice thigh nap warms the heart.

>>33238695
This. I don't consider a girl my girlfriend unless I have casual (and exclusive) access to her body. Sex is part of the relationship. If there is no sex, there is no relationship.

>>33241952
Gross, But based.

idk man mine just lets me touch hers
sometimes when she wants attention she'll come up to me and put them on my face (we are both autistic as fuck)

>>33242643
This. It's ok to be direct with your GF. For me it's just a matter of "is this fun for her too" women love attention and have sensitive breast so most times yes. Just remember as fun as it is for you she should also enjoy it so be as gentle or as ruff as her feed back demands.

1. Establish through precedent that you will always respect boundaries if requested to do so. This makes your her feel safe in letting you go for a grope even when she's not necessarily in the mood. This means every time she's not up for sex, *drop it immediately*. Whenever she doesn't feel like a kiss or a grope, *drop it immediately*.

2. Read the room and pick up on patterns. If she never likes to be groped in the kitchen and you feel like copping a handful in the kitchen then guess what: don't.
If you think she's not going to feel like it, don't still go for it with a prepped pathetic excuse of "I didn't know". You did know, you just weighed up a risky booba against her own comfort and picked the booba. No amount of protesting or malicious ignorance will convince her you didn't know, because you did.

3. If all else fails, literally just ask. As with the previous two, if the answer is no just move on immediately and don't get hung up over it.

If you think this sounds like beta shit then you're already too far gone and I can't help you. Hopefully you'll figure it out one day.

t. I touch a *lot* of tits and ass at home.

>>33238685 (OP)
>gf
>sexual assault
bruh...
what's next? are you going to invent marital rape? these things simply don't exist

>have date night
>sit on couch and watch a movie or have a drink or whatever the fuck you do
>start cuddling
>grab boob
Probably pick up a social cue here or there
...at least that's how I imagine it, it's not like I have a plethora of practice with this sort of thing

>>33238685 (OP)
"Hey babe if I grab your hooters I get $20 on my onlyfans, which I'm live streaming right now, so how about we split that $20 fifty-fifty later?"

>>33242967
Back and forth banter is more fun.
"Oh you look uncomfortable, I bet you'd be more comfortable without that bra on"
"Sure warm today, I'm taking my shirt off, now its your turn"
"Are the high beams on?"
Another hilarious one is play acting that her boobs bouncing knocked you off the couch or you got a bruise from hard nipples hitting you. Although if you're not "fun" then trying to be "fun" is likely a fail.
"Oh hey I was out shopping and bought you some lingerie, I got you this new bra I think you'll look great in it and I'm sure its the correct size" (hands anonette an empty bag)
Several variation on funny comments about cold air conditioning or cold ice cream making the pokies pop out, or variations on "shush shush I'm trying to study my braille here"