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Anonymous No.33242730 [Report] >>33242735 >>33242764 >>33243258 >>33243389
How to get money/job without interacting with recruiters
Ok guys, hear me out. Every resume I ever send gets rejected, and I rarely make it to interviews. I swear those bitches from human resources with their hysterical attitude hate me or something.

I don't want to starve, what do i do?
Anonymous No.33242735 [Report] >>33243019
>>33242730 (OP)
At this point you've just got to know someone. I got a job at the same company as my mom because she had her manager just push me through the system. I've known him for a while so it made things easier.
My best friend just went the boomer path and actually walked into a Honda dealership and just told the sales manager he wanted a job. Mfer actually got it and now he's slinging civics to suburban couples like crack to the inner city.
Anonymous No.33242764 [Report] >>33242771 >>33243023
>>33242730 (OP)
There is something SERIOUSLY wrong with your resume. Have someone look at it.

It could be too generic, not customized for the specific job. Or it could simply be full of typos and misspellings.
Anonymous No.33242771 [Report] >>33243028
>>33242764
About half of all job postings are fake, "ghost jobs". AI is used to filter applications so nobody reads them. And H-1B visas mean that they'll just import people from cheaper countries to do your job instead of hiring expensive Americans. The US job market is in shambles right now.
Op No.33243019 [Report]
>>33242735
I practically have no family apart from my parents. I suck at networking but i have tried it tho
Op No.33243023 [Report]
>>33242764
I have revised it like 100 times but i can't find what causes so many rejections. I used to do customized ones too but i gave up on that

My experience is on a foreign mcdonalds and a local cleaning company
Op No.33243028 [Report]
>>33242771
Im not american but i still suffer the ai shit they do and the fake job listings. Once i literally started getting scam calls days after applying to places
Anonymous No.33243258 [Report]
>>33242730 (OP)
LinkedIn.
Anonymous No.33243310 [Report]
You could always try construction
Anonymous No.33243389 [Report] >>33243489 >>33246162
>>33242730 (OP)
I have checked out of the jewish prison bus

>quit wagie job
>sold everything I had in my name
>all property I own is in somebody else name
>stopped renewing IDs
>stopped paying taxes
>stopped paying car insurance/plates
>free groceries and free techslop (lots of it is hidden in the back nowadays but there are still plenty on the shelves)
Fridge is always packed, I have no bills or worries.

I am free.
Anonymous No.33243489 [Report] >>33244578
>>33243389
Do prisons have religions?
Anonymous No.33244578 [Report]
>>33243489
I am free, free of you wagie.
Anonymous No.33246162 [Report]
>>33243389
>>free groceries
wtf how?