How do I get over the fact that no women will ever have sex with me and squirt in my face like pic related

they will. find an escort. tell her to eat a shit ton of watermelon. she'll have to piss. pleasure her. she'll explode fire hose piss in your face.

>>33252026
>>300 dollars on fake meaningless sex
No thanks

>>33252051
do you really need symbolism behind someone pissing in your face?

>>33252015 (OP)
It doesn't mean anything. Deal with it.

>>33252015 (OP)
I won't read attached documents or can't get over threads or foregone conclusion threads, posted by self-pitying, shut-in, subhuman morons in a some basement.

>>33252015 (OP)
Squirt is pee

>>33252167
no, its capri sun.

I used to rub my face in my exs squirting pussy like I was in a porno. And we pissed on each other one night too. Sigh...godamn bitch

>>33252051
>fake meaningless sex
How do you know non-payed sex is not fake and/or meaningless?

>>33252121
But you'll post in them?

>>33252281
>non-payed
PAID

IT'S PAID YOU FUCKING THIRD WORLD RETARDS

how do you fuck up the easiest 4 letter word in existence

>>33252287
English is a fucking hodgepodge nightmare language written or spoken. That's how.

>>33252294
Asian people especially find english as fucked and difficult as we find japanese/chinese/korean etc.

>>33252294
Keep saying payed if you can legitimately get away with it. I remember trying to learn Spanish and then immediately quitting once I found out there was more rules. Rules for the sake of rules aren't good.

>>33252315
yeah I teach english and the face people put when I tell them live can be pronounced in two ways depending on what you're talking about is priceless
it's a shit language but it's the lingua franca sadly.

>>33252015 (OP)
Kek she fucking pissed on his face. Is this real?

>>33252408
very real. some women are like "baby boo, i have to poop, and i don't want to use the public bathroom. can you lay down and open your mouth?" and then she squeezes a log down his throat.