How do I get a boyfriend who looks like this? - /adv/ (#33253429) [Archived: 957 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:58:23 AM No.33253429
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I am already thin and pale,I have some clip on extensions but they are synthetic so look kinda fake fml need to save for more expensive ones. Also I am short. I already found someone like pic before but it took months of searching so please give me advice on how to attract this look of a man

*the face shape I don't care about the tattoos* but need him to have some stuff in common with me
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:03:04 PM No.33253435
install grindr
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:06:08 PM No.33253442
Those all look like different people tho
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 12:07:40 PM No.33253449
>>33253442
I mean I think the common is the cute features like the cute eyes and the thin neck which is what I like
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:29:34 PM No.33254634
>>33253429 (OP)
They usually work fun, minimum wage jobs close to the action and rave a lot, so I guess start raving and get involved with nightlife jobs
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 6:38:15 PM No.33254664
>>33253429 (OP)
I wouldn't consider most of these guys cute but girls with a "type" have the most random criteria to bunch guys in.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:29:33 PM No.33255211
>>33253429 (OP)
go to bars. maybe wear t-shirts with your favorite bands or artists on them. if i saw a girl with a semetary shirt or drainer shirt or something i'd hit on her. (goes without being said, but remember that looks arent everything, sister)
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 8:54:02 PM No.33255287
>>33253429 (OP)
i hope you're a gay man because because there's no way you'd find a guy that meets your criteria that isn't a raging homosexual
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:01:21 PM No.33255311
>>33255287
OP pic is literally me and i'm currently turning over the logistics of how to pound a skinny latina with tongue piercings when she's an inch taller than me
>every fucking person thinks i'm gay
>this face/body type icks out many girls as 'rapey'
>adjusted myself to be extremely respectful of boundaries
>just makes me look more gay apparently
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:13:55 PM No.33255351
tinder n shit probably, or go to local gigs and stand about, they will approach you.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 9:15:31 PM No.33255360
>>33255287
I am also literally those people, moreso top left but ive got a gf
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 10:34:03 PM No.33255591
Upper left is Per Ingve Ohlin AKA Dead from the black metal band Mayhem. Died of suicide. He had those Nordic looks.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:03:58 PM No.33255674
>>33253429 (OP)
There is literally no such thing as a female looking for a boyfriend. All females are goddesses who are perpetually chased by loads of males, so all they have to do is chose what they want - which is usually dominant, abusive, alpha males, e.g. gangsters and bullies and psychopaths.
Non-Alpha Males (the ones who won't cheat on them or beat them up) are the ugly sad needy ones desperate to find others, not the oversubscribed goddess females.
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:15:00 PM No.33255705
>>33255311
>>just makes me look more gay apparently
audibly LOLd at this
godspeed anon
Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:28:29 PM No.33255760
>>33254634
I mean alot I have met with that face have nerd jobs but I hear you, desu I hate electronic mu so will exclude that but still ig try more mu places it's just I only tried once and wasn't approached since it was so late and left early cause it be dangerous to stay longer especially alone so idk

>>33254664
They are really perfect to me
>>33255211
Do people in their twenties go to bars? Genuinely asking
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Anonymous
6/21/2025, 11:29:30 PM No.33255765
>>33255287
Let me guess you are overweight per B M I and have a Beard
>>33255311
How would they think you gay when most of these men I posted have female or biters. O o f I am white
>>33255351
1 How do I stay out so late without getting raped or robbed going home alone later 2 Would they actually date me or just fuck sm h 3 Tbh I prefer online cause I live in a shit hole and want a ldr bf to move to
>>33255674
I aint reading that but I live in a shithole so I have to find one online and move to him
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 12:24:21 AM No.33255961
>>33255591
Manspaning my own crush to me
Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:30:25 AM No.33256201
>>33255760
>do people in their twenties go to bars?
what? yes. at least where i live (texas). where do you live anon?
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:31:47 AM No.33256209
>>33253429 (OP)
What are you, 12? Middle school girl taste
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:39:19 AM No.33256250
>>33256201
Europe, desu I would prefer finding someone online cause I live in a shit hole and the guys arounde are you know

>>33256209
Cope
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 1:47:35 AM No.33256285
>>33256250
Where in europe do you live? sorry for the curiosity, ive just gone to a few places and nearly everyone i've met there frequents bars. maybe that's some traveler's bias on my part, but who knows.
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Anonymous
6/22/2025, 4:05:27 AM No.33256793
>>33256285
Yeah idk tbf I am not really into bars more of a homebody