So I turned 20 back in May and I started thinking about my life. My Pell grant is going run dry soon so I've decided to join the Army to pay for college. I've already talked to a recruiter and took a practice ASVAB that I got 49 on. I told the recruiter to give me a month to get ready.

Can you guys give me a refresher on on all the shit we learned in school? Also I want to be a tank crewman so I need shop knowledge.

Talk to your recruiter

>>33257306 (OP)
Anon it's the army. I guarantee you're not the dumbest one in it if you take the ASVAB.

>>33257306 (OP)
Now is not a great time to be joining the military, the chances of having to fight an actual war keep going up. Dont throw your life away just for some benefits. That makes you no better than a mercenary.
>Also I want to be a tank crewman
Have you not seen what happened to Russian tanks in ukraine?

>>33257306 (OP)
>thinks he's too stupid for military exam
>but wants to join military so he can go to college without taking out a loan.

>>33257611
i'm just trying to get a bachelor
even a retard can get a bachelor

>>33257487
He gave me some website that didn't work and I'm too embarrassed

>>33257606
That's the slavs in their ww2 gear
Things will be different for me

>>33257306 (OP)
>I'm going join the Army but I'm dumb
You made a funny typo there. You meant to write BECAUSE but it came out BUT

>>33257306 (OP)
I won't read pathetic Murrican wannabe cannon-fodder threads (if you saw the recent, hilarious "parade" in DC you know what I mean).