Thread 33258590

killing myself soon, where should i am the gun to ensure the quickest least painful death? temple, under chin, inside of mouth, etc?

>>33258590 (OP)
If you have social media i'll add you, let's talk

>>33258590 (OP)
why kill yourself?
be honest

high caliber or buckshot inside mouth
temple may deflect bullet, you can miss by aiming under your chin.

>>33258782
hello, i own a 9mm. is inside mouth still best? im scared of missing

>>33258797
9mm is too weak, it's meant for small stoppoing power, people very much survive it. If you shoot yourself in the head, it probably won't do that much damage, and you might die very painfully, if at all. But come on. Let's talk

>>33258590 (OP)
If you insist, remove all your clothing and aim 2 inches below the left nipple. (NOTE: For some women this will merely result in blowing off your kneecap)

>>33258903
Heart failure is painful though

>>33258873
surely 9mm isnt this unreliable for suicide, right? didnt bjork guy do it with a 22?

>>33259148
9mm is not gonna work. Too weak. It'll just blow out your optic nerves and exit the other temple and make you blind. But shot placement is far more important than caliber.

the peaceful pill ebook. you're welcome

>>33259171
Meh, nothing too useful here. Out of the methods described there Exit Bag seems like the only one that doesn't rely upon having access to highly restricted substances

>>33258590 (OP)
In minecraft we would go to the nearest village and find the politician villagers to shoot bow and arrows at. The villager npcs would then swarm us with law enforcement npcs haha.

I would not recommend killing yourself or doing any violence IRL

>>33258590 (OP)
to anyone replying, you can get banned if your advice is actually useful and can be put into practice, I got a week and a half worth's ban 1st for suggesting a good method and the second time for complaining about a ban for giving advice on an advice board
anyways, don't, let the attention whores do their thing just ignore
unless you want a short vacation from the board

>>33259166
so inside of the mouth?

>>33258590 (OP)
seek Christ.

>>33258590 (OP)
Stop fantasizing about being dead. You aren’t going to be floating over your funeral listening to everyone sob about how they should have been nicer to you. You just die, like hundreds of other people do everyday, most of whom would desperately want to live your life if they could. Pretend as if you have just died and your new life starts now.

>>33261844
I found Him between the cushions of my couch.

>>33258590 (OP)
I'll give you money and play minecraft with you if you don't to kill yourself. (serious offer contact me)

>>33258908
That was a joke, idiot

>>33259148
I've seen videos in rekt threads of guys who failed with shotguns to the head, 9mm is fucking anemic for suicide. Plus if you miss enough vital matter you can vegetable yourself or end up with locked in syndrome. Even more you'll NEVER be left alone to try again. Not worth it. Find god, find a therapist, do what you gotta' do but 9mm to the dome is a huge dice roll.

>>33268103
Wholesome Anon