How do I get rid of a raging hard erection after I see some hot girl in public wearing skimpy shorts?

>>33264494 (OP)
tense thigh muscles

>>33264494 (OP)
Think about Ric Flair

>>33264494 (OP)
I usually adjust my penis to point upwards and put it under the waist/elastic/belt of my pants and wait for it to go away on it's own
any other methods and people notice you're concentrated onto something instead of doing your daily chores.

>>33264494 (OP)
You don't. Point your erection at them to assert your dominance. Maybe they will get the hint.

clench your fists to redirect blood flow

>>33264715
yeah this
unless your penis is too short and doesn't reach your waisband
your penis is not that short is it anon

>>33264494 (OP)
advocate for the removal of womens rights so they learn to dress modestly.

>>33264494 (OP)
It's a sign that you are an undignified man who's boyish lizard brain rules his body, be yourself, live your truth. Don't hide your erection, walk up to her with a grin on your face and say hi like the underdeveloped reptile that you are
Eventually you will develop your connexxions between your prefrontal cortex and limbic system that will allow you to conduct yourself as an adult human with ambitions of the soul and spirit. Not saying you will no longer enjoy the pleasures of the flesh but they will become integrated, connected with your place in soceity

>>33264798
kek

>>33264799
kek

>>33264715
>>33264779
You don't wear a penis garter when you go out? It's easier to keep it tucked to your thigh.

>>33265101
Gay!

>>33265101
That's so gay omg

>>33265476
omg

>>33264715
Yeah I never understood this "problem" and why everyone doesn't just do this. Are some dicks unable to point upwards when erected? Or are they so long that they come out of the pants and make a bulge on the shirt?

>>33266682
>Are some dicks unable to point upwards when erected?
I have a nine inch penis, ain't no way could I ever discreetly make it "point upwards" without making it obvious I'm touching myself.

>>33266725
>I have a nine inch penis
No you don't

>>33264494 (OP)
Microdose porn in public to make sure that nothing short of a girl giving you a nude lapdance gets a reaction from you.
>I microdose korean pornhwas in the gym for extra test

>>33269432
Doesn't that lead to kong term erectile dysfunction?

>>33269868
don't google kong erection

>>33269912
okay I will proceed to google kong erection

>>33269868
Nah man, just make sure you fap WITH lube // don't use porn when fappening. Your brain will subconsciously detach porn from having a real woman in front of you/the feeling of a vagina.

>>33269912
>>33269967
You fucking assholes lol I meant long term

>>33270531
since there are a lot of hypochondriacs here I thought it was an obscure 1 in 10 million sickness so I googled kong erectile dysfunction

>>33264494 (OP)
Find a quiet spot no one will see you doing this and flick your nut sack as hard as you can. I found this trick out after undergoing a bladder surgery. This hot as fuck nurse came in to change my catheter and sadly I could not help but become erect. She said nothing. Moved my erect cock in her hand then flicked my nuts right in the center with a good amount of force. The slight pain and sting made me soft in seconds. I been using this trick ever since. when ever im erect in a bad spot. if i can i do this if no ones looking or around , if around no clue sadly just hide it till you can take care of it ether through this method or masturbating..