Sneaking beef jerky past a dog specifically meant to smell beef jerky - /adv/ (#33264618) [Archived: 1377 hours ago]

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6/23/2025, 9:09:56 PM No.33264618
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Hi everyone,
I saw this video where this guy gives advice on sneaking things past dogs. I might be going to a music festival and want to bring some beef jerky in but I don’t want the dogs at the gate to eat my beef jerky.

This guy proposes putting the beef jerky inside of a waterproof flashlight, and putting that through the dishwasher. Would this do anything? I really don’t want my beef jerky to be eaten by the festival dogs.

Anyone have any tips for this or know anything about the science? This sounds too easy to be legit
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Anonymous
6/24/2025, 2:04:20 AM No.33265461
>>33264618 (OP)
I don't believe it. How would the dogs distinguish between the smell of beef jerky and the smell of someone who had eaten a lot of beef?
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:10:21 AM No.33271637
>>33264618 (OP)
why is this place so strict on its policy on beef jerky and why are you so adamant to bring to bring it in. i need answers
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:16:53 AM No.33271672
>>33265461
>>33271637
He’s asking about drugs but is retarded and won’t just say it.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 12:34:11 AM No.33274957
>>33264618 (OP)
Fart in the dogs face, this will overwhelm their senses and apply a 30s debuff - allowing you ample time to sneak the jerky.