So I go to use a public restroom, and I go to a stall thinking it's empty. When I open the door, there's a dude shiting in the toilet, much to both of our surprise.

Now, is it my fault I didn't know he was in there, or is it his for not locking the door?

>>33266417 (OP)
Ignore him and pee

>>33266422
That's rape

>>33266417 (OP)
Sometimes the locks get stuck or jammed, when that happens and I still gotta go I just go

>>33266490
>I just go
That's sexual assault !!!

>>33266493
I mean I really need to piss but the door won't lock, just go, and ignore anyone opening the door and getting startled. At least my back is turned to them.

>>33266502
Well, can you at least answer OP's question?

>>33266512
Nobody is at fault, shit happens

>>33266538
>shit happens
kek they were literally shitting

>>33266417 (OP)
Was it a handicap stall as your picture seems to imply? Maybe he wasn't able to lock the door. If you're able bodied yourself and that was the case, it's technically your fault.

>>33266417 (OP)
Do we actually have to have this discussion anon?
What do you think?

>>33266417 (OP)
lock might be broken
always knock even if it appears empty
I once stumbled upon a very tiny dude inside one stall that appeared empty
I'm not even tall myself but at least people know I'm there if I'm occupying one, my feet can be seen from below
anyways don't dwell on it and learn from that experience, I don't think this one needed it's own thread

>>33267134
OP is probably autistic.

Seriously, though, there was no indication that there was a guy inside?

>>33267149
>I don't think this one needed it's own thread
nta but I'm glad you're not in charge of what can and cannot be a thread desu

>>33267103
The fuck does it matter if it's handicap or not?

You walk into a bathroom, ANY bathroom, it's your responsibility to make sure the door closes and cannot be opened.

Anyone who walks in on you, that's your fault, not theirs.

I cannot believe this has to be spelled out.

>it's technically your fault
get the fuck outta here with that bullshit

>>33267285
nta that was good point some other anon mentioned. What if the lock was broken? What if the guy legit had a mental disability?

Also, who doesn't notice if a stall is occupied? Much less if he's shitting.

>>33267156
What type of retardation is this? The only universal indication one ever needs is if you can or cannot open the door. That's why door locks were invented, retard.

So you don't have to sit there like a sperg playing detective trying to figure out if someone is in there or not.

How many bathrooms have you used in your entire life outside of your mother's house?

>>33267285
If you're NOT handicapped you're not even supposed to be in there in the first place.

>>33267318
How about the sound of shitting? That's a pretty good indication.

>>33267316
>Also, who doesn't notice if a stall is occupied? Much less if he's shitting.
Um, let's see. Dark lighting? The fact that people don't make noises literally every second they're alive? Including the exact second you walked into the bathroom and needed to quickly select a stall to go into?

THE LITERAL FACT THAT YOU CANNOT SEE INSIDE?!

>>33267327
Do you make a "sound of shitting" every second you're inside a bathroom?

Seriously, answer this with some critical thinking.

>>33267359
No, just when I'm shitting, like OP said the guy was doing. How did he know that one? Did that really need visual confirmation? Why didn't he just say "sitting on the toilet" or pissing?

>>33267368
>No, just when I'm shitting
You're a fucking retard.

>like OP said the guy was doing.
>How did he know that one?
Because OP opened the door...

>Why didn't he just say "sitting on the toilet" or pissing?
Because the guy in the stall had no idea the door was going to be opened by a random stranger. As far as he was concerned, it was locked.

>>33266417 (OP)
You’re gay now.

>>33267440
Shit.

>>33267368
>Why didn't he just say "sitting on the toilet"
Who sits on a toilet if they're not shitting? Unless they're a woman, of course.

>>33266417 (OP)
This is agony

>>33269388
It's torture

>>33271851
It's shit.

>>33266417 (OP)
bait thread

You can always see someone's feet by the door when they're shitting, and modern toilet stalls are built with these needlessly wide gaps between the door and divider walls and every other connecting piece where you can clearly into the toilet stall from the outside and vice-versa.

>>33266417 (OP)
It's his fault, in my opinion. If the lock was broken, he should have made a grunt or coughed or said something to make sure you knew the stall was occupied. Perhaps he wanted somebody to walk in on him taking a shit, some people are just weird.

>>33273616
Yes exactly

>>33273517
Dude, believe it or not, not every public bathroom in America is exactly the same.

>You can always see someone's feet by the door when they're shitting
Not in this building's stalls. The toilets were too far deep from the door to see. You would have to bend down to your knees to look at the bottom.

>and modern toilet stalls are built with these needlessly wide gaps between the door and divider walls and every other connecting piece
Nope, not these stalls. The gaps were literally only about one fifth of an inch. Only way you could see in there is if your eye ball was touching the door like a peeping tom.

And this building is brand new. Only about 10 years old.

>>33273706
>about one fifth of an inch
This is going on a tangent, but do Americans not have units of measurements smaller than an inch? You have to be like "this measures to oh I don't know 4/7th of an inch"

>>33273778
kek at that point we just cheat and use centimeters

>>33273849
neat, we kinda do the opposite when it comes to body weight/height

If someone says that they're 186 cm and 88 kg I have no idea how they're shaped. But they're just like "oh about 6'1 and like 200 lbs" I understand.

anyways sorry about you seeing that one guy shitting

>>33273849
and millimeters like how we measure our guns

>>33273874
>sorry about you seeing that one guy shitting
lol this is about the third or fifth time in my entire life this has happened so I'm good

>>33273879
man that girl is hot

>>33274900
if she represents america then fucking sign me up

>>33273879
god damn I want to taste her american pie

>>33266417 (OP)
>much to both of our surprise
You should have broke the tension with small tall mid shit

>>33276765
>with small tall mid shit
Hmm, do I just present it to him?

>>33277450
Like a christmas gift?

>>33266417 (OP)
The Romans had the opposite situation for men. They had private areas for pissing and communal areas for shitting. Men have two sphincters that control urinary function with one exempt from conscious influence. Defecation control is fully conscious and limited to one so it's possible to shit and banter still. Conversing at a urinal while pissing is a skill contingent on threat perception being at a minimum and as it exists outside of conscious influence, it is not able to be influenced with 5 shots of alcohol and benzos and one reason why world leaders carry catheters on them. My point being is that you did not inconvenience this man as much as you would have inconvenienced someone at a urinal about to pee and then interrupted with a so how about them bills this season. One can go back to shitting immediately. One cannot easily go back to pissing if interrupted.

>>33283682
>One can go back to shitting immediately. One cannot easily go back to pissing if interrupted.
Profound.