...but he's supposed to be getting married later this year (to a woman). We were watching this weird film on TV called "The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert", it's basically about these drag queens who get stranded in the desert in Australia. I don't remember why we were watching this film specifically but it seemed to have an affect on my cousin as he basically broke down and confessed to me that he's gay. He's not the kind of guy you'd expwct this from, he's a real /fit/ type gymbro and used to compete in MMA cage fights. I always used to think he was really homophobic. His parents would never approve of him being gay and they've already paid for the wedding. So idk what to do here, do I tell his fiancé? He demanded that I take this secret to the grave but I'm no good at keeping secrets.

>already sharing the secret
well you suck, dont ya

>>33268701 (OP)
>He's not the kind of guy you'd expwct this from, he's a real /fit/ type gymbro and used to compete in MMA cage fights
That's exactly the type of guy you'd expect this from.

>>33268701 (OP)
> He's not the kind of guy you'd expwct this from, he's a real /fit/ type gymbro and used to compete in MMA cage fights

You'd be surprised how many gay guys are in MMA. I assume being on bottom in full mount is something they would enjoy. Not criticizing, just pointing it out.

>>33268701 (OP)
In precisely what way is this Any Of Your Business?

>>33268701 (OP)
There's a high chance of him getting divorced for totally unrelated reasons in 5-10 years with the most emotionally detatched kids. And none of it will be your fault.

Ur cousin is a fag lol

>>33268822
>>33272441
ya but like wtf am I supposed to do, just let him get married to a girl he's not even really attracted to?

>>33273261
Maybe he's bi? Maybe he actually loves her, and occasionally gets moments of listing for dudes? If that's the case, which it totally could be, you shouldn't tell anyone about his secret.

>>33268701 (OP)
What's the problem?
He's not attracted to his wife. And?
I see no issue

>>33268701 (OP)
Ha. Read my experience on this:
>By 23, I fully realize I'm gay and enter the best relationship of my life with another guy for 3+ years
>he proposes to me, and my brain activates something strange, a weird arousal at the thought of sabotaging my own happiness and comfort
>tell him I cant be with him, and lie to him about being straight
>never had arousal towards women in my life
>despite that, start trying to fuck women who have a crush on me
>need to think about cock to stay hard, but the psychological high of being with the "correct" sex is intensely satisfying
>decide to never be with a man ever again
>have had the same gf for 2 years now
It's doable to be with a woman if you're gay, but you will hate yourself. But it can be kind of hot in its own way.

>>33279994
You should write a extremely pervasive and defamatory autobiographic novel. Find a agency first.

>>33280523
Uhh. Why?

Give girl's name to a womanizer and see if she runs off

>>33280863
It's a road to success