Thread 33273301 - /adv/ [Archived: 735 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/25/2025, 6:12:23 PM No.33273301
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Am I meant to trim my pubes and balls? I don't have any hair on my cock, yet around is very bushy but only like 2 inches max. My ball hair isn't very dense.
Am I meant to take some scissors and go at it? My ball hairs are smooth. It will be the equivalent of circumcision (which I also don't want to happen since scissors are sharp)
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:03:38 PM No.33273467
>>33273301 (OP)
Lucky. I have an entire forest and the hair follicles run all the way up my shaft. I'm Greek.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:08:49 PM No.33273483
>>33273301 (OP)
low trim on the pubic mound, shave the balls. I'm hairy and have hairy legs up to my groin so I also tapper my hair going down. I trim it the same level as my pubes then fade it after a few inches so it doesn't look like a forest that just ends at some point.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:44:00 PM No.33273630
When my genitals are expecting to entertain, I have a dedicated downstairs trimmer. I start at the belly hair/happy trail and buzz the bush down to the same level. Thickest and densest hairs at the base, trimmed down but not so short that they're prickly. I pluck any growing up the shaft. I buzz the balls lightly, being much finer hair along the perineal rapge (sack seam). Women never have complained about it, its low maintenance, looks intentionally sculpted, grows back in a normal shape, PLUS no razor burn or sharp steel near your bits, just the hum and vibration. Either way steady hands help but yeah you won't nick your sack doing this. I wouldn't go fully hairless shaved either if you have hairy legs and tummy. ive accidentally done that before and it looks hella goofy
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:45:08 PM No.33273633
>>33273301 (OP)
>scissors
get manscaped, its not a meme. well worth it
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 7:53:49 PM No.33273671
>>33273301 (OP)
>Am I meant to trim my pubes and balls?
If you ever want to have sex more than once, yes.

Growing up I would just buzz my pubes with the one electric razor that the entire family shared including our pet dog.
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Dirty Debi
6/25/2025, 8:10:45 PM No.33273739
Well sugar, that southern jungle’s your business… but bless your heart, if you're bringin' a partner into the wilderness, it’s only polite to trim the trail. Ain’t nobody sayin’ you gotta go bald like a Barbie doll—just tidy the campsite, you know?

Now listen—no scissors near the sack unless you’ve got surgeon hands or a death wish. Try an electric trimmer with a guard, somethin’ gentle. No need to risk a DIY vasectomy.

And remember, this ain't about bein’ ‘meant’ to—it’s about feelin’ fresh, confident, and maybe makin’ your next guest feel a little more... invited.

For more body-positive hot takes and hygiene how-tos, come hang with me at DirtyDebi.com. I’ll keep it real, smooth or not.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:17:06 PM No.33273767
>>33273483
Shave the balls completely? What's the reason behind this
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:19:54 PM No.33273786
>>33273671
What razor should I get? Manscaped seems a bit expensive
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:21:18 PM No.33273797
>>33273739
What the fuck, Debi do you do the horse
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:25:46 PM No.33273821
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Fuck I need a guide, mainly for the balls. I've been poking and prodding for a bit and I just don't get how short the ball hairs as meant to be
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:30:53 PM No.33273835
>>33273821
As close as you can get them without being prickly-close like your facial hair gets with 5-oclock shadow, and so they're not sticking out wildly. If they're still showing curly, keep going. Or you can just clean shave and have a baby sack dangling next to your regular trimmed bush
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:37:21 PM No.33273856
>>33273821
I'm terrified to get the clipper too near to the sack skin as its nicked me before, probably 5-10mm is the goal. You don't want prickly balls
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:39:36 PM No.33273871
>>33273835
>>33273856
One last question, what about the hairs behind the balls, the ones half into the ass
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:42:19 PM No.33273886
>>33273871
ah, the gooch. Are you planning on getting rimmed or any other positions that require you full spreading/pantomiming stirrups? No? Then you can leave them, most women will ignore the gooch and manbutthole entirely unless you leave the door wide open. Also itches like motherfucker if you shave your pucker hairs so I wouldn't mess with them
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:46:25 PM No.33273903
>>33273786
I shave my balls with the same whatever disposable razor I shave my neckbeard with.

Don't fall for the manscaped manwipe mansoap modern youtube-sponsor trash

>>33273767
not him, but it feels great. Though I usually just trim my ball hair manually with scissors, I only shave them occasionally.
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:51:37 PM No.33273920
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>>33273903
>I shave my balls with the same whatever disposable razor I shave my neckbeard with.
But what if you cut your bawbag
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:53:40 PM No.33273931
>>33273920
that has yet to happen, I onoly shave them against the grain and in the shower, did knick them with an electric razor though and that was the last time I used an electric razor on my balls
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 8:56:35 PM No.33273946
>>33273630
This is way too much work!
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:12:55 PM No.33274030
>>33273301 (OP)
I won't read genital grooming threads. Tie a bow in it for all I care.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 9:36:10 PM No.33274114
>>33273946
>this is way too much work!
To read for an illiterate retard like you maybe.
It's like 4 steps, I just I went into detail on each step.
>happy trail
>bush
>base/shaft
>balls
If this is too much work youre in the wrong thread or too young to post here, which would also mean your win the wrong thread by virtue of not possessing public hair to trim
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Anonymous
6/25/2025, 10:05:38 PM No.33274266
>>33274114
Are you a woman or gay or something? That's waaaay to much maintenance.
Anonymous
6/25/2025, 11:05:23 PM No.33274553
>>33273301 (OP)
"Norelco Body Groomer" the name sounds like a slur describing Redditors or Democrat politicians but its basically a male electric face shaver reshaped to shave your body. Costs less than a face shaver but more than buying lunch, figure $25?
Uses a AA battery, needs a new AA battery about twice a year, unlike shaving your face your pubic hair only takes about a minute.
Cleaner, dryer, less smelly.
For the rare sex-havers of 4chan (doesn't matter for most of you), post-sex cleanup after shaving is like the difference between wiping your mouth with a napkin in 3 seconds vs trying to shampoo a santa clause beard for a half hour. Like if your balls/dick are covered in hair and she gives you a nice lubed handy if you're shaved that rinses off in the sink in about ten seconds and dry with a towel vs I guess hairy beasts just go around all sticky and gross until they take a shower?
My wife demanded this because she didn't like choking on my hair during BJs and "she has to shave so why shouldn't I" so here we are.
Also if you shave your arm pits you reduced your underarm smell by maybe 10x. Doesn't disappear entirely but if there's literally less surface area, you'll be less stinky.
You're not going to believe this until you try it, but in the summer you'll be cooler, the hair is more insulating than you'd think.
Being an electric shaver trimmer thing its safe to have my wife do the trimming and she enjoys it and I usually get a "happy ending" its pretty cool.
Finally, to be blunt, if you shave off an inch of hair your dick will look an inch longer, just like for fatties losing an inch of fat makes their dick look bigger even though its really staying the same size its just uncovered. Mines only like 6 inches but I'm accused of being 7 or 8 because there's no hair at the base. I think it looks better, subjectively.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 3:03:34 AM No.33275510
I soap up in the shower and use my Schick Quattro razor on my nuts and cock base. Never had an issue. Super smooth, it feels great having them sucked and licked. I use some Nivea after I dry my balls.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:07:49 PM No.33278817
>>33273871
With an electric clipper, it's really easy to shave your ass as well. Hair doesn't grow deep inside the crack. Just bend over with your back against a mirror. Lift your sack, do the perineum. Then spread your cheeks, do the sides of the crack. Then you can stand up and do the buttocks. These are all large surfaces, so it only takes a couple of minutes at most.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:19:37 PM No.33278866
Is it weird I can shave dry and face zero consequences? I always hear about how you need creams and all of this product. I didn't have a dad to teach me growing up so I don't know how common it is to dry shave.