I love my man, but he is so farty. Always farting and I wake up at night feeling like I work at a sulphur factory. He giggles when I smell it and screw up my face.
What can I do? any herbs or something I can give him to make them less stinky? any way I can make him suffer the stinkiness I've been subjected to? I'm metaphorically trapped in a hamster cage full of farts.
ask him what he eats, if it's a lot of protein tell him to either cut back or fuck off to another area for a bit
>>33273549 (OP)There are tons of reasons that cause stinky farts. It's impossible to know the reason without knowing more about him. Unfortunately all you can really do is ask him to fart in another room, or live with it. When you marry someone you take the good and the bad. Of course if its too much there's always divorce. But you might end up missing that lovable fart factory
Well darlin’, that man may be your soulmate, but he’s also your own personal biohazard. First off—love don’t mean sufferin’ in a cloud of funk. Tell him straight: if he keeps crop-dusting your dreams, he’s sleepin’ with a window open and a courtesy candle lit.
Now, you can try some activated charcoal, probiotics, or cuttin’ back on dairy—but let’s be real, if he’s gigglin’ through the stink, this is a him problem, not a you solution.
And as for makin’ him suffer? One word: Dutch oven. Fair’s fair, sugar.
Need more real talk? Come visit me at DirtyDebi.com. I gotcha covered—gas clouds and all.
>>33273549 (OP)Have you tried fighting fire with fire? Maybe try giving him a Dutch oven
>>33273549 (OP)Beano, lactaid, no more fizzy drinks, ect
