What am I, a guy, supposed to say to a girl during sex?

Nice chestbutts baby. Also, I love how saggy your pussy is hot stuff.

>>33273940 (OP)
Wow, you're almost as tight as your mom!

Guaranteed success. Trust me.

>>33273940 (OP)
Yep. Yep.
Yep.

>>33273940 (OP)

>>33273940 (OP)
Mmmff, gmff, grmmf.

>>33273940 (OP)
Different girls like different shit.
Some girls like encouragement:
>You're such a good girl
>You fuck like a porn star
Some like being called names:
>You like that, slut?
>You're such a dirty little freak
But generally you can just say some shit like:
>You like this hard cock?
>You're so hot
>You feel amazing
Or just say nothing and moan and grunt

>>33273940 (OP)
Uh ohh spaghetti O
I gooped.

>>33273940 (OP)
GRRRHH UUgHHHHHH

The 14 words

>>33273940 (OP)
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE

>>33273940 (OP)
Bumping. Idk either most of the time

>ugh unf urg
>fuck im gonna cum
anything else, ya gotta ask nicely

>Damn, girl. Your titty game bananas.
>Did you just shart, or was that me?
>Does this half-count as time spent doing something non-sexual because I'm thinking of somebody else?
>AND IT'S STEVE AUSTIN OFF THE TURNBUCKLE! BOOM!
>Mmm, that pussy. Oh, that reminds me: we need to clean the roof gutters this weekend.

>>33274574
Thnx for that first line!

>>33273940 (OP)
>Do you consent to this thrust?
>Alright, thank you.
>Do you consent to this thrust?
>Alright, thank you.
>Do you consent to this thrust?
>Alright, thank you.

>>33273940 (OP)
"Does this rag smell like chloroform?"

>>33274592
>Excuse me madame but I am nearing an ejaculatory climax. Would you mind signing this consent form for my member to expactorate seminal fluid into your vaginal cavity? Tis but a legal formality you see.

bitch yo pussy is as tight as my niggas asshole.

>>33273940 (OP)
say nothing just moan, always works.

>>33274926
lets see your moans written out.
for me its
"ahhhhhkakakak wuuuuuuuu, haaa ha ha"

>>33273940 (OP)
Tell her that shes a good girl and you are proud of her and that shes pretty and beatiful

>>33274976
yo, cut out the actual advice.

>>33273940 (OP)
>ISRAEL. DO NOT DROP THOSE BOMBS. IF YOU DO IT IS A MAJOR VIOLATION. BRING YOUR PILOTS HOME
>>33274592
My sides

>>33273940 (OP)
Good job, champ.
Flipping coolio
Finger guns (you actually have to say it)
This feels so much better when you're awake
And of course the classic, "ZooWeeMama"

>>33273940 (OP)
Tell her you can't wait to fertilize her pussy so she can shit out the next generation of goyim cattle.

>>33274989
I am just teaching you guys

What am I, a girl, supposed to say to a guy during sex?
>my boyfriend keeps dropping stupid little 'why don't you moan like that' comments when we watch tv/movies
It's escalating to a point where he clearly wants more of a 'performance' in bed, except it all sounds fucking retarded and I feel like an actual child playing pretend when I try to say something sexy that isn't real or organic.

You don't need to say anything, OP. You're not on a stage, just have fun and it'll be obvious that you're enjoying yourself. The absolute biggest turn-on to every single woman is feeling wanted.

>>33274066
This reminds me of the time that a guy I knew fucked his friends' girlfriend because he called her a 'dirty cum rag' and she loved it so much they did it right then and there. If a guy said that to me I think I might actually piss myself laughing.

>>33275027
As a girl i love moaning when masturbating , im a virgin. I almost finish instantly when i moan loudly and maybe put on a act for myself

>>33275027
You don't need to say anything if you don't want to. We like to hear stuff but not necessary.

>>33274592
HA. kekl'd and checkl'd

>>33275027
> Why don't you moan like that?

Kek he is porn brained. I mean positive feedback is nice but expecting moaning is supper porn brained.

>>33275309
Cummies in your tummy! Yeahhh!
This gets em every time.

>>33275062
Really?
Fem brain is so interesting.
The actual question is are you porn addicted?

This is awesome! I love sex!

>>33275661
Yeah i am, maybe even a gooner. I only recently tried being louder when masturbating as i live still at home. But its like a whole different experience for me. I cant wait to get my own place

>>33275720
Holy kek. It would be funny if it wasn't gooner brained.
I ain't saying I have a problem but as a guy any sound I may ever make it the least sexy thing I could imagine.
Still funny

>>33275743
I have always found women moaning very hot, its the thing i like the most in porn. But i guess its different for men. Expect some women like men who whimper and stuff

>>33273940 (OP)
I usually direct the positions we're going to do, I don't like when they are in charge
I gladly take suggestions from them but I tend to take charge eventually even with very dominant sex partners
other that that sometimes I comment on her body or stuff like that if I see she's receptive to it but mostly I stay silent
even while cumming I'm one of those silent cummers, not even grunts

>>33275027
>What am I, a girl, supposed to say to a guy during sex?

easy
>ugh you're splitting me open
>careful I've never had one that big before
>owie slow down babe!
>urgghhh fuck i didn't know it could go that deep
or any combination of [big dick] [I'm right on the threshold of pain] you can think of in the moment

guys will literally never get bored with that

>>33275767
1. Slow way down because your uncomfortable.
2. Now you are talking about other guys during sex
2&4 both point to it being uncomfortable for you.

>>33274066
Most of those lines are fucking awful, it’s the equivalent of people thinking good dirty talk is
>let me fuck your pussy

What women overwhelmingly like, and even complain when their partners don’t do it, is >moaning

It feels gay and weak but you’re literally fucking a woman, they get off on hearing you enjoy it too.

Besides that, it depends on what she likes, there’s no universal magic cum words except within her own specific preferences and kinks. Maybe she wants to be degraded so being called a slut makes her diamonds, but there’s nothing universal

Don't talk, just moan, but don't force the moaning. Just don't hold back any moans you have.

>>33274574
The Steve Austin one sent me into orbit

Is it normal to shit when you cum?

>>33273940 (OP)
1. "Oh (name of your last girlfriend)!"
2. "Oh (name of your best male friend)!"
3. "Oh Mommy!"
4. "Did you remember to take out the garbage?"

>>33277842
>1. "Oh (name of your last girlfriend)!"
Only do this if you want to destroy your life.

>>33278017
You can't kill what is already dead.

>>33273940 (OP)
>Have you tried the lasagna? It's my favorite!
>Did you catch the game last night?
>Is it still hot out there?
>Do you like hot fudge sundaes?
>Alright...

>>33273940 (OP)
Ask her if she, as a little whore, likes that.
>>33275027
if he cant make you moan he doesnt deserve it.

>>33273940 (OP)
Moan like the undead from dark souls
https://youtu.be/Tc6S80oKsqI?si=s2nHB3yPa4TATr8I

>>33274592
LMAOOOOOOOOO