>34
>NEET for basically entire life
>no high school or college education
>dropped out of school in 9th grade
>never worked
>have left house maybe 6times in past 15 years
>0 social skills
>obese
>never had a face to face interaction with someone my own age throughout my teens and 20s
>ginger
>never had a job
>can't drive
>never had friends
>parents are broke so I won't inherit anything
>no skills
>never exercised in my entire life
>fear of owls bad enough I went to therapy for it
>have had probably fewer than 10 irl interactions within the past 20 years
How do I get out of this? I've literally just played video games since dropping out of high school when I was 15. It was pretty fun but my parents' money is running out and I’m being kicked out in October. How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?

>>33275457 (OP)
>6 times in the past 15 years
how is that even possible?

>>33275460
Extreme agoraphobia
>only ever order food in
>wore same clothes since school
>don’t see doctors unless dying or in extreme pain
>parents bring everything in
>no obligations

>>33275457 (OP)
6 figure is pretty damn hard, but also you don't need one. Aim for like 35k a year or more

>>33275457 (OP)
Are you being legally evicted or is it just thier word?

>>33275465
I figured, the only cure is slowly exposing yourself. Going on walks outside, maybe away from others.

THIS IS SPAM
THIS IS SPAM
THIS IS SPAM

OP IS SEVERELY MENTALLY ILL

REPORT AND MOVE ON

>>33275505
Yes, agoraphobia is a mental illness

>>33275492
their word, but its understandable. its been 34yrs

>>33275457 (OP)
>fear of owls bad enough I went to therapy for it

explain

>>33275512
so is obesity but op, in the numerous times this has been pointed out as the major road block making everything else hard, has never taken it seriously

it's another bullshit howie poster where nothing except some magical code to instantly make things better will be accepted

>>33275457 (OP)
>Cry for help
I saw the wall of green text and won't read any further. These signs are invariably some basement-dwelling, perpetually-online, subhuman moron who is quite immune to any sort of advice anyone can offer.

>>33275805
>>33275778
dont samefag, thx

>>33275924
i didn't, retard

>>33275805
do you read anything?

bartender or server job then go to sales


you need extreme exposure therapy asap. your life is pretty much over but you can make some decent money if u get past this aspect

>>33275457 (OP)
>How do I get out of this?
Hm. Exercise is the easiest place to start. 15 minutes per day is enough.
Social stuff would be the next, but I don't know what city you're in and what community programs exist.

Unironically just become a zogbot

>>33275457 (OP)
Join the military.

>>33275457 (OP)
you'll be a neet for life, don't even bother as any advice is useless plus you are just some retarded spammer.

>>33275457 (OP)
OP has been posting this several times a week for at least 3 years. DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME REPLYING. He isn't interested in your ideas.

>parents broke so wont inherit anything
always makes me kek

>34 years old
>spam of this OP always said 33 before
happy birthday OP :)

>>33275457 (OP)
> I’m being kicked out in October

I wonder if OP will still be reposting this in November.

You need to start going for walks. You are an adult baby. This is ok. You are still alive. I see you OP. Right now.
Tomorrow, even if it is scary, I want you to clean yourself up. Put on something you can go outside it, even sunglasses and a hat if that will make you more comfortable, and I want you to go for a walk. Maybe you live in a place where that is hard, but it always will be. You need to take baby steps into changing. Otherwise you will just make a loserbitch post at 36 that will be even more broken and pathetic and confusing. Now, you are going to go outside for a walk and notice the world around you. Observe it. Then go home. And do whatever the fuck you want. And walk again the next day.

>>33275488
He's better off collecting SSI than working for $35k. That's nothing money. It's not even worth the time. He might even qualify for DAC if he literally has never worked. That would be evidence there is something severely wrong. Slap on agoraphobia dx and say it started by 18 >>33275465 and boom, he'll get the his parents social security full amount when they die.

>>33275457 (OP)
>obese
Cabbage soup diet. You can flavor it with beef and eat as much as you want. Actually the more you eat the more weight you will lose because it takes more energy processing cabbage soup than what you get out of it.

>>33275457 (OP)
https://youtu.be/lqZehFAwoTM?t=32

It's over as soon as you turn 18 and leave the school system without a well established social circle. You go to work, but you won't make any friends, just coworkers. You join a sports club, same deal. It's over, because everyone already has their social circles locked in since childhood. You'll be nothing more than a coworker, destined to be alone for life. Social life and relationships are like trains you have to catch at the quay, a race against time that takes place during adolescence. And by extension, logically of course, no social life and no women.
But normies don't understand this because they are clueless normies who think you can walk into a bar full of strangers and magically form a social life like in The Sims. Only women can start from scratch and create a social life and get a boyfriend from scratch because of their status as women.

Whether you're 30 or not it doesn't change anything, maybe for the normies, but for you and me Chud, a year is like any other, the sands of time flowing towards nothingness, nothing more.. nothing less.

>>33275457 (OP)
>How hard are 6 figure jobs to get?
nigga you don't even qualify for a 5 figure job
anyway, I hope your laziness and free time were worth it. sounds like you're about to make a harsh landing.
I'll just /adv/ to hurry the fuck up, because being homeless sucks.

>>33275457 (OP)
>>fear of owls bad enough I went to therapy for it
didn't you talk about the other issues you're talking here? Add >dumb to them