Need weirdo advice - /adv/ (#33276319) [Archived: 791 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:06:51 AM No.33276319
joe cool
joe cool
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>Female coomer here
>Im a freak.
Im 20 years old and have a massive crush and sexual crush on this 49 year old coworker that I'm now friends with in my personal life. Id love to fuck, but have never hooked up and only done that with boyfriends close to my age, he's very handsome and our personalities mesh well, its not about money or anything. He hasn't done anything weird to try and groom me or anything, I'm the weirdo here, this is all coming from me. He is single with NO KIDS. Should I just become his close friend and enjoy his presence platonically? Any advise anons?
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:07:46 AM No.33276327
>>33276319 (OP)
You are an absolute degenerate. Fucking kill yourself. No joke.
Zach
6/26/2025, 6:08:44 AM No.33276332
Yep time for me to lifemaxx to get to the 49 year old.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:09:36 AM No.33276337
>>33276319 (OP)
just casually propose it
my fwb told me "I'm gonna take a shower"
"wanna shower with me?"
it was kinda smooth
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:10:28 AM No.33276341
>>33276337
Yeah OP definitely needs a shower, since she inevitably smells like body odor, weed, garbage, stale cum and sweat.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 6:54:46 AM No.33276569
You'll probably get it out of your sytem and get bored if you went through with it, and then not want much to do with him. Speaking from experience as a 30yo who fucked a 20yo, 10 years is a huge maturity difference, but can kind of work long enough to fuck and still get along as long as you don't try to date. I can't imagine how a 50yo can be friends with a 20yo though. He probably can't fuck anyways. Do whatever you want. Just know that fwb don't work long, and you shouldn't shit where you eat.
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 8:55:41 AM No.33277090
>>33276319 (OP)
>try and groom me
20 years old

you're a fucking adult you stupid fucking tiktok addicted fuck face. just for writing that i can tell you're so emotionally and intellectually immature that you would probably come back here after he fucked you and cry that you felt like he took advantage of you.

Save him the mental headache and get over him.
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Anonymous
6/26/2025, 9:17:50 AM No.33277130
>>33277090
You took the words out my mouth kek. OP sounds like an immature fuckstick who should leave her coworker alone
nomad
6/26/2025, 11:32:29 AM No.33277344
catt
catt
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>>33276319 (OP)
Keep up the friendship for a 3 more months or so, just to enjoy another friend's company but also to get a better read on their personality. After that while is done and you think he might be receptive to the idea, ask him out and/or just ask to fuck straight up (but more politely, obviously) if you think he'd be down for that
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 2:00:27 PM No.33277610
>>33276319 (OP)
YWNBAW
Anonymous
6/26/2025, 11:08:23 PM No.33279427
>>33276319 (OP)
>Any advise anons?
Just come right out and suggest it. He's either interested or he's not.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:15:13 AM No.33279825
>OP here
How do you even go about still being friends after suggesting that if someone says no? Wouldn't it be awkward? What is the recovery move after that? He has lots of common interests as me and he is helping me learn them and it would be bad for our friendship to end.
>Also yes anon I do bathe in garbage but dont smell like weed.
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Anonymous
6/27/2025, 1:19:37 AM No.33279839
>>33279825
>What is the recovery move after that?
If you're casual enough about it, you don't need one. "Okay, cool, no worries." That's all that's needed.
Anonymous
6/27/2025, 6:51:10 AM No.33281123
Op here
>wait a few more months
>be direct
-thinking of bringing this up after a shot or two
>accept possible failure

Yeah I think I'll go with this plan, until then I am very distracted and horny by this sexy creature.
Hopefully we will get to clown around together.
Thanks for the advice anons.
nomad
6/27/2025, 11:00:40 PM No.33284019
>>33279825
Know you're mostly set your mind on this given you most recent post but if you think it could go very wrong and have adverse effects on your relationship which you want to hold onto, then perhaps it's would be best to shelve the idea no matter how much you'd like it. Speaking from experience it can be worked past but the very much on the recipient if they decide to move past it or just not care or find it continuously awkward