Hello guys , I recently moved in a neighborhood of Jordanians, east bankers specifically.. the ones who have something called honor killings, I rarely hear English and I see a lot of them have scars on their faces due to fighting with box cutters, I noticed at night they look into my house for long durations so I decided to get a dog to scare them off , and seems that pissed them off even more for some reason and they constantly group up and point at my house and say some shit in Arabic about a "kalb" , now being the only person with no scars on my face I decided to get a machete for self defense cause I would not fight with a box cutter cause seems like they're used to it and slashing someone wouldn't make them back away so I thought a regular agricultural one , photo for Reference, what do you guys think?

>>33280088 (OP)
better to get a gun for home defense, or better yet move to a better neighborhood.

>>33280088 (OP)
Let it soak in bacon grease

>>33280088 (OP)
You sound British, specifically as someone pretending to be British with this perfect pasta bait, and the hook here is pretending to be oblivious about British knife laws and how a machete would never in a million years be considered self defense especially if you just had it on you walking around the "chube"

>>33280097
Too damn broke , that's why I'm there in the first place I'm still a student and I'm struggling financially

>>33280117
S&W airfreight J frame or M&P shield

>>33280107
Bro if you want any type of proof I'll give it to you I'm genuinely scared for my life I could show it to you if you'd like

>>33280124
ohhh actually I'll check if I can order the m&p right now

>>33280098
>Let it soak in bacon grease
But what would OP's rabbi say?