I was thinking the best way would be to pull out in front of a semi. Make sure it hits you on the driver's side and have your head leaned against the window to ensure massive cranial trauma. It's not obvious you killed yourself, everyone will just think you were retarded. Any better ideas?

>>33281646 (OP)
if you want to be cripple and not die you should just play on a swingset upside down LOL

put 12oz of hand sanitiser in your ass

>>33281646 (OP)
Trucking companies, like bus and train companies, keep psychiatrists on contract to help drivers who were traumatised by being turned into murderers by selfish bastards who involved them in their suicides.

By all means, kill yourself if you want to, But don't ruin some innocent guy's life as you do it.

>>33281648
Do people really survive being hit by a semi though? I mean full blast. If you had your head against the window then the full force would go straight to your skull. Surely that's not survivable assuming the semi is going around 55mph. In that case you could even roll the window down and stick your head out to make sure it's the first thing that gets hit.

>>33281651
I'm a 911 dispatcher who had someone blow his head off with a shotgun on the phone with me last week. We have no psychiatrists on contract. So give me a better idea.

unironically pay a hood nigga to mug and kill you

>>33281646 (OP)
Hang yourself in a closet while jerking off. People will think that your were a freak who died doing what he loved.
Alternatively just cross the road in front of a bus while "not looking".

>>33281646 (OP)
I won't read stupid daydream threads.

>>33281661
Demand psychiatrist help or quit?

>>33281646 (OP)
Have you thought about what this is going to be like for the driver of the semi? What if they get killed too?

Also, have you thought about how much people who know you are going to miss you?

>>33281646 (OP)
revolver, attached to a bunch of balloons, outside.
will look like a murder, way funnier.