How do I get the attention of the counter staff or front desk receptionist when they appear too busy to care that I exist?

Is this their way of asserting dominance over me because they're trying to not get taken advantage of by people who need their help?

>>33282653 (OP)
"Hello, I was wondering if you could help me with-"

I'm a relative idiot and talking to receptionists is easy.

>>33282748
No, you dumb fuck, this is when they ignore you even after saying "hello blah blah blah I suck a lot of african american dick blah blah blah"

>>33282653 (OP)
Piss on the floor right in front of them. They'll pay attention then. If they still don't, then thats what they get

>>33282813
even better is to aim for their face

>>33282839
How is a woman (female) supposed to piss on the face of someone whose head is well above her pelvis height? Checkmate.

>>33282653 (OP)
Ever see those Karen videos? Do that. Just be REALLY bitchy. Works every time. Guaranteed results.

>>33282880
You get on the floor and aim your vagina at them like it's a fucking war cannon and then you push on your bladder really fucking hard like opening up a fire hydrant.

>>33282903
>Just be REALLY bitchy.
But this behavior is exactly why they ignore people, kek.

>>33282919
Checkmate.

>>33282770
Say excuse me until they look up, and then state what you need help with. Don't give up until you've had help. If you just start talking at them when you haven't gotten their attention yet, you're going to need to repeat yourself.

>>33282992
well excuse me *snaps fingers and rotates neck like LaQuesha*

>>33283012
>LaQuesha

>>33282653 (OP)
Shop online.

>>33283319
Yes, but these are important life skills I need to learn here.

>>33283336
kek look at me rejecting help just like OPs pic

>>33283184
oh no you didn't *snaps*

>>33283184
No that's Shaniqua :3

>>33282653 (OP)
"Excuse me, do you work here?"

Immediately puts them on the defensive.

>>33286157
lmao, I remember working retail and customers asking me if I worked there despite me wearing a uniform and name tag, cracked me up every time.

>>33286435
You missed the insult. They KNEW you were employed there and were pointing out that, by ignoring them, you weren't WORKING there.

>>33285929
LaTiffa :D