>be me
>walk into class late
>lost my assigned seating because late
>had to sit next to cute girl
>I'm sweating and leaking piss
>start to smell like piss
>I'm shaking and start to tear up
>holding back tears.
>I look at girl
>quickly look away
>Professor says "I will now call students that have completely missed assignments
>oh well, that would never be me. I'm a good boy. I never miss assignments.
>Eventually she calls "Anon"
>Puke in my mouth a little
>start shivering uncontrollably
>Look straight into girl's eyes
>"I'm a good students heh heh, I would NEVER miss an assignment"
>She says "ok?"
>Teacher calls "Anon" again.
>Holy shit, it wasn't a mistake
>I walk up to the front desk sheepishly, farting and crop-dusting the whole way. (I couldn't fart next to the girl).
>I receive info on my "missed assignment" (psyop bullshit)
>Fart the whole way back to the desk.


Do you think I should try talking to the girl next time?

>>33283573 (OP)
6/10 needed more pissing and farting

>>33283638
6/10? What are you talking about? Tell me know how to FUCK that girl in the mouth.

>>33283573 (OP)
Yeah go for it. You seem like a cool guy.

>>33283573 (OP)
She obviously likes you. Hurry up and make a move. The more aggressive the better.

>>33283573 (OP)
I miss those times when not everything was as stiff and anons weren't so seriously all the time

>>33283573 (OP)
>Do you think I should try talking to the girl next time?
That'll ruin the hallucination, it'll make you wake up and then you'll be sleepy the rest of the day.

>funny bait
7/10
Would kek again