So I (18M) work in a kitchen and there’s this girl (22F) who works on the other side. Turns out we went to the same school but I didn’t even know — she did. We started talking a bit, saying good morning, small chats, sometimes smoke together during breaks. One time she even came up behind me and tickled my armpit while I was working (??). I was not ready for that.

My chef knows I like her and randomly made a WhatsApp group with just me, her, and the girl. Girl joins and says “yooo guys” and I panicked and just hit her with “hiii ”.

Anyway, she’s a 10/10 — beautiful face, athletic body, does boxing. I’m just some average dude. I haven’t caught feelings like this in 2–3 years but this girl’s got me thinking about her nonstop. Problem is, I don’t have her Insta or number — just that cursed group chat.

Since I’ve been off for summer, the chef messaged me saying the girl asked where I was, said “I’m sad he’s not here” out of nowhere, and apparently even looked sad while saying it. Chef swears she likes me — she even doubled down saying she’s 100% sure.

But in the group chat the girl is dry af. I replied to her cat pic with “pretty cat, how are you?” — no reply. My friend told me to text “your cat is as beautiful as you” and I’m like bruh I’d rather perish than say that in front of my boss

Chef just asked if I’m free Sunday — idk if she’s tryna make us bump into each other or just needs help at work.

So yeah... am I being delusional? Or is there something real here?
Help me out boys, I’m down bad and thinking in circles.

>>33286249 (OP)
Girls aren't interested in insecure little boys without any rizz or charisma.
She's probably just a slut being slutty and flirtsy and you mistook it for a personal interest.
Your boss is disrespecting you or maybe he wants to make you feel better by feeding into your delusional hopes.
Forget about her and hit the gym. You're too young to have sex anyways.

>>33286249 (OP)
she treats you like a little brother. Don't bother.

>>33286249 (OP)
Just ask her for her number or something. If you wait too long she'll take it as a sign that you're not interested. I can't say if it's real just by reading a post, but you really have no reason to not ask her for a number or a date.

oh man do i love me some front of house sluts. here's the thing though: you're not even old enough to have a shift beer with her. you're cooked (literally), she loves the attention, and this will end up going absolutely nowhere.

>>33286291
She tickled my armpit and said she missed me to my chef. If that's “little brother” treatment in your world, I don’t wanna see your family tree

>>33286278
Damn bro, you good? Sounds like she broke YOUR heart in 2017 and you’re still typing through the pain

>>33286651
Realest post here desu. I’ll ask when the vibe's right. Not tryna come off thirsty.

>>33286669
mid-shift and never recovered. I’m not even FOH and I still got the selfie

>>33286809
Am I hearing this from a khv?

nice ChatGPT generated LARP post kill yourself if you're too uncreative to write your own LARPs

>>33286829
>generated
he thinks real life is a LARP because no one’s ever flirted with him
bro touch grass before it touches you first

>>33286840
Lol you can't even write your own fake posts that's why you AI generated it and were too low IQ to realize how obvious it is fuck off back to TikTok you underage faggot you're not even 18 I bet. Oh and fuck off back to mexico since most kids your age are brown anchor babies.

>>33286249 (OP)
Front of house chicks make 3 to 10 times as much money as back of house by flirting with male customers.
Its hard to imagine a girl that wealthy having any interest in a guy who makes a tiny fraction of her income.
Also its her job to flirt so its hard to guess if she's just in "work mode" while at work, or actually likes you.
Its kind of like a poor guy trying to determine if a successful onlyfans girl "actually really" likes him, the answer is probably no, but maybe 1% chance of "yes".