personal - cow. Help. - /adv/ (#33294869) [Archived: 1242 hours ago]

Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:57:59 PM No.33294869
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I haven't been able to have sex with my girlfriend for months. She only gives me blowjobs or asks me to cum in a glass.
At first, I didn't say anything because I liked it. But then weeks went by without sex. Whenever we're about to start, she starts with a blowjob and does it in such a way that I cum right away.
A few days ago, I tried to fuck her without warning. She writhed like a snake, and before I knew it, she was already sucking me off until I came.
I know she's always had a semen fetish; even before I started dating her, I knew she made a lot of jokes about it.
The climax was yesterday when she looked at me and called me "her personal cow."

There are days when it hurts because she does it to me every day, sometimes three or four times a day. It's been like this for months, and I don't dare talk about it with anyone.
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 1:59:15 PM No.33294873
pull down your pants - cow
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:08:16 PM No.33294902
>>33294873
She'll be home from work in two hours, and that's exactly what she'll say. It hurts, it burns, and it stings. I'm drinking a lot of water to try to recover, but I can't stand it anymore.
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:44:13 PM No.33295030
NOO DON'T SUCK MY COCK NOOOO
PLEASE HELP
NOOOO
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 2:49:49 PM No.33295053
>>33294869 (OP)
moo for me
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 3:35:11 PM No.33295209
weird flex but ok
Anonymous
6/30/2025, 4:35:53 PM No.33295411
>>33294869 (OP)
"She" is a man
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Anonymous
6/30/2025, 5:38:24 PM No.33295682
>>33295411
Yeah, that would explain a lot. It'd be a pretty shocking, maybe even traumatic, revelation, but at least I'd have an answer. But I've known her since grade school, and just a few months ago, everything was totally normal between us.
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Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:28:32 AM No.33297882
>>33295682
You mean you've never examined her equipment?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:36:06 AM No.33297910
>>33295682
I mean no disrespect by this:
Are you mentally retarded?
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 2:36:30 AM No.33297913
>>33295411
This is the plot twist of all time.
Anonymous
7/1/2025, 3:43:39 AM No.33298208
>>33294869 (OP)
>ITT: anon has a based gf that is willing to suck dick regularly and so good that he can cum right away that a guy can only dream about.
>complains