What should I do if my friend accidentally walks in on me masturbating?

ask him to join

>>33297104 (OP)
Finish on your stomach to assert dominance

>>33297111
To be honest, anon's friend should have offered to help.

>>33297113
I always mastubate while standing and watching porn on my tablet that's on the floor.

>>33297104 (OP)
Lock your door

>ya you like that?
>it's nice and thick isn't it?
>haha holy shit i could tell you were a faggot
>bend over and spread those cheeks let's get you impaled on this fucking harpoon

>>33297892
You regularly have fantasies of this, don't ya...

>>33297859
What if there us no lock? Hmm? How bout them apples

>>33297859
What if there is no lock? Hmm? How bout them apples.

>>33298534
>Hmm?
Hmm?

>>33301588
Hmmmmmmmm?

>>33297104 (OP)
Ask them if they brought their crystal

>>33298534
Block the door

>>33297104 (OP)
Claim you were trying to fend off a tarantula:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OfxvDy-I7w8

>>33297127
That's a bit weird

>>33304710
I find it weird to sit or lay on your back to solo masturbate. Sex while standing up is exciting.

>>33297116
this

>>33297116
that's gay

>>33297104 (OP)
"Mind giving me a hand?"

>>33306863
*claps*