Thread 33298405

since when is it normal to not shit with your dick and balls sitting on your lap shelf life pic related??
I told my friends about this and they will not stop making fun of me for it. I told them most people do this. Am I wrong ??

after you pee do you put it back on your leg?

>>33298405 (OP)
Hiya!!! :3 I'm a 5'4 Pakistani femboy living in the UK just waiting to get used and abused a big strong black man!
I want to get raped so badly!
Ps, I really like being forced to eat the poppy I just shat in my diaper :3
Discord: nogoober
Please come find me daddies and abuse me!!!!!!

>>33298422
I don’t pee when I poop

>>33298439
You're a liar, and this is a bait thread.

>>33298405 (OP)
I won't read yet another how to shit thread posted by yet another subhuman autistic moron who expects me to be a special ed teacher toilet training an adult.

>>33298405 (OP)
BTFO your friends by asking them how they keep their dicks out of the water.

>>33298405 (OP)
No one does this. You're a freak. You're supposed to be able to piss while sitting down and have it go inside the bowl.

>>33299945
Found the dicklet.

>>33298405 (OP)
I did this while having an eternal boner, it was messy, otherwise I sit and piss all the times and I do sit piss and shit at the same time

>>33298405 (OP)
the healthy and natural way of shitting, is squatting over a hole
anyway your dick should not be above, wtf. is this an american/morbid obesity thing? like are your thighs crushing it if it's below? I don't get it

>>33298405 (OP)
I put mine in my shirt pocket

>>33298439
>I don’t pee when I poop
And this is why your friends make fun of you.

>>33300481
Americans know how to shit. OP is just hung too low and/or retarded.

i let my dick sit on the toilet and my balls hang in the bowl when I shit since my tip touches the side, it feels kind of good when poop hits the cold water and it splashes onto my warm balls that have been super heating in my pants all day

>>33298405 (OP)
I do this too kek. My dick isn't gonna touch the porcelain, sorry. Disgusting

This is the most retarded thread I've seen all day and precisely the reason why I came here.

>>33298439
do you force yourself not to pee or do you just have a weird physiology?

>>33298405 (OP)
I keep mine hoisted over my shoulder.

>>33298405 (OP)
Against strong competition, this wins the award as silliest thread of the day.

your mom holds my dick in her mouth when I use the toilet, shes nasty like that

>>33298405 (OP)
>since when is it normal to not shit with your dick and balls sitting on your lap shelf life pic related??
This depends entirely on your (1)sitting position, (2)how fat/muscularly thick your legs/thighs/ass are(3)how tall/short you are, (4)how big/small your ballsack is, (5)toilet seat shape/size, (6)how big the bathroom seating area is

If you have thick thighs and you like to close or narrow your legs while shitting, you can't do that without crushing your ball in between your legs, so naturally you rest it above
If you have a wider sitting stance, any position will work
Any number of factors can affect

>>33298495
This time, it’s worth it.