My wife told me to join an mma club and lose weight or she's going to make my life hell. I'm thinking of temporarily separating or worst case scenario divorce but would like to hear other thoughts on this matter.

>>33298924 (OP)
You might make friends, you'll have fun, look hotte, have more energy. What are the bad things outside of her being a shitter? Are you the type of person that has to be bullied to make changes?

>>33298924 (OP)
I won't read threads by someone who "thinks" it's quite alright to be a disgustingly fat subhuman monstrosity.

>>33298935
I shouldn't have to change for anyone. I feel quite comfortable about myself and I don't see any reason to be anybody else.

>>33298924 (OP)
What does she mean by making your life hell, exactly?

Second question - is your wife hot? In other words, is she justified in criticizing your appearance?

>>33298924 (OP)
Punch her in the teeth and ask her if she likes it.

You should tell her, "Command me again and I'll kill you."

>>33298969
Get out of your own head. You're being lazy andneed a kick in the ass

>>33298971
>What does she mean by making your life hell, exactly?
No sex and more nagging I'd assume.
>Second question - is your wife hot? In other words, is she justified in criticizing your appearance?
She's ok looking, not a supermodel by any means.
>>33298992
Nope. I am happy the way I am. I have self esteem.

>>33299000
Force her to join it with you.

>>33298924 (OP)
>>33299000
OP I have to say you are a bona fide retard if you don’t think this is a win win situation.
>get buff and look like an anime hero
>wife continues to love and have sex with you while you look like a brooding masterpiece just because you listened to her
Your other options are
>stay a turtle inside his shell
>not friendly, not fit, and not attractive
>and then you’ll be single
Love is conditional my friend. The sooner you internalize that the better. At least your bitch is warning you before she inevitably leaves you over this

>>33299016
>At least your bitch is warning you before she inevitably leaves you over this
Props to OPs wife. She sounds like a keeper

Divorce and go to the club

op i hope your wife divorces you and you die alone
99% of men are lonely as fuck or have a devouring mother/gf that works to permanently enslave them and make sure they can never leave
your wife is the 1% literally trying to mold you into a better person do you know how many people would have prayed for someone like this in their lifes yet you are so monumentally lazy that youd rather bitch and moan about how she doesnt love the fat slob of shit you are now
please get ran over by a train today. your wife deserves someone else
i just got baited fuck all of you

>>33298969
Being fat is disgusting. You are a slob. Lose the weight and put down the fork already.

>join mma club
>learn to fight
>kick that bitch in the legs and then choke her out
Go for it.

>>33298935
>>33298950
>>33299016
>>33299235
>you are either some fat monstrosity or ripped
You brain on "self improovement"

>>33299016
>>33299235
Wife is right and a keeper for pushing OP out of his comfort fat zone.

One has the moral duty to be and try to be his best self, for him/her and his/her partner.

The ideal would be to join together. She might be average skinny but that still isn't optimal. She should tone, join a gym or a fighting class as well.

Unless this thread was on plebbit, this has got to be bait

>>33298924 (OP)
Being fat is offensive.

>>33298924 (OP)
It's usually the other way around where the wife gets fat and the husband has to trick her into eating chicken & brocolli pretending that it's a romantic home cooked dinner and then going on a romantic 90 minute walk.

>>33298969
With that mentality she's going to be handing *you* divorce papers. Where's your drive to be the best version of yourself if not for you than for the woman you're supposed to love? Where's your pride?

>>33300761
>Complaining about r*ddit while using r*ddit spacing
How ironic.

>>33300035
if you really hate her then get in the gym like she says so you can get hot and leave her

>>33298924 (OP)
Based wife wants you to be a man instead of a mushy basedboy