I'm an 18yo kissless virgin, never had a gf. I want to get rid of my shameful virginity and insecurity by paying for sex, but I heard terrible stories about brothels which is why I'm scared of going there. Call me a bitch or pussy or whatever, but I don't want to spend my hard-earned wagiebuxx on some 40yo trafficked woman from Romania who might try to steal my phone. When I look up hooker sites online I get a few results but I want to know what's actually good according to experts in this field.

Another detail: I still live with my parents so at least some of the girls on the site should offer services in Motels, their apartments, basically anywhere outside your home. Wouldn't mind doing it in the back of my car once I get my driver's license.

Pic unrelated.

>>33300306 (OP)
isn't it legal in germany? what's the risk then? why would a real professional whore steal your stuff? wouldn't she get fired or something
>40yo trafficked woman from Romania
you get what you pay for. and you should watch your belongings anyway.

>>33300318
>isn't it legal in germany? what's the risk then? why would a real professional whore steal your stuff? wouldn't she get fired or something
What do I know? You can never really be sure. Once again, feel free to call me a spineless pussy, but I am always paranoid about such "shady" business.
>you get what you pay for.
Why is why I made this thread. I wanna know where my money is well-spent.
>and you should watch your belongings anyway.
I do but I'm still paranoid. People told me to go to therapy but losing my virginity has the priority.

It's perfectly safe and legal in Germany. You have nothing to fear from going to a brothel or booking an escort online.

That is, except for your age. 18 is too young to go to a hooker. You should be at the least in your 20s. You're clearly not ready yet.

>>33300306 (OP)
Don't you have any other problems than fishing fr STDs at 18? Go something better with your life. Virginity is nothing to be ashamed of. If you rush things and engage with prostitutes, you will only risk ruining your life and later regret your stupid decision. If there are peers who mae fun of you because you haven't lost your v-card yet, simply don't listen to them. They are retards.

>>33300625
Thanks, but as I mentioned I wanna know what the good escort sites here are.
>18 is too young to go to a hooker. You should be at the least in your 20s. You're clearly not ready yet.
Nah, so many of my peers already got laid in high school, and I'm too preoccupied with other stuff rn to search for a partner. Might as well bang a sex worker to rid myself of the insecurity.
>>33300631
>Don't you have any other problems than fishing for[sic] STDs at 18?
Condoms exist. And as the main part of your question, I do have many problems but my virginity is one of the biggest. The term literally means "young woman" in Latin or something like that, in German it's "Jungfrau" which translates to the same and it feels super emasculating and humiliating knowing you're part of that group.
>Virginity is nothing to be ashamed of.
Nature says otherwise. Reproduction, or at least the act of it, is the only instinctual goal humans have long-term. That's why sex feels so good, unless you're "asexual" (mentally ill).
>If there are peers who made[sic] fun of you because you haven't lost your v-card yet, simply don't listen to them. They are retards.
No one ever made fun of me for it except on the internet.

Also sorry for the corrections, I'm autistic.

>>33300729
>Virginity biggest problem.
So you don't have any problems. You are just being a retard.

>Jungfrau is emasculating
That's false. For virgin males the correct term is Junker aka Junggeselle, which has absolutely nothing to do with being a female. You are being retarded again.

>Reproduction is highest goal
How do you reach this goal by fucking a hooker with a condom? You need a partner, solid relationship and income to support good offspring. Stop being retarded.

>No one made fun of me except on the Internet
Why would you care about some strangers laughing at you? Are you retarded?

>Sorry, I am autistic
Yes, you are retarded.

Basically, don't get close to hookers. They will ruin your life. Use your autism for productive stuff. Get into programming or something.

>>33300729
Well which part of Germany are you from? At 18 years old you're not likely to have much money so you probably won't be able to go to FKK clubs. Those are not for 18 year old virgins anyway but older more experienced people. You probably can find someone suitable on sites like kaufmich, but again, at 18 years old I don't know if you can afford a good one or a hotel or even incall.

>>33300755
>How do you reach this goal by fucking a hooker with a condom? You need a partner, solid relationship and income to support good offspring. Stop being retarded.
You conveniently left out the part where I said
>or at least the act of it
I could donate to a sperm bank if it was just about producing offspring, but that won't trick my primal brain into thinking you are winning at the game of life, unlike having sex, be it paid or not, for leisure or for reproduction.

>Get into programming or something.
I am currently in training for industrial engineering. I'm too low-IQ for programming.

>>33300825
>Well which part of Germany are you from?
Hessen.

>FKK clubs.
I looked some up and the thought of going around naked or in a bathrobe while strangers are around terrifies me. I'm not obese and I'm currently working on improving my physique, but it still doesn't sound appealing. You also have to have some social skills there to seduce a woman, meaning that it's not really paysex.

>You probably can find someone suitable on sites like kaufmich, but again, at 18 years old I don't know if you can afford a good one or a hotel or even incall.
I'd have to look up the pricing and whatnot. Is Kaufmich one of the better sites for paysex?

>>33300306 (OP)
>I want to get rid of my shameful virginity and insecurity by paying for sex
spoiler: you won't get rid of those feelings and insecurities. Buying sex from hookers doesn't translate into actual skills you can use on dates.

If anything it'll double your shame, and you'll forever be cursed to only get sex from hookers.

What are you gonna do when you meet a girl get in a relationship with her and she asks you if you've ever had sex before?
>uhm, yes, no, I don't want to talk about it. Initiate the sex protocols, here's 40 german $

Also what the hell you're 18 years old, not 28 or 38. How are you giving up already on your normal sex life when you're barely out of German High School.

So many dumb kids immediately ruin their lives by immediately jumping on a hooker when they turn 18.

>>33300306 (OP)
it's pretty common to lack experiences at your age. Wait til 25-30. Put yourself out there.

>>33301043
>spoiler: you won't get rid of those feelings and insecurities. Buying sex from hookers doesn't translate into actual skills you can use on dates.
It's not about dating, only the act of sex.

>What are you gonna do when you meet a girl get in a relationship with her and she asks you if you've ever had sex before?
Tell her it's weird to ask such a thing? I wouldn't do it either. Otherwise, I'd just lie and make up some shit about losing my virginity at 14 because I had such a great personality. That is if I ever manage to form a proper relationship, as not experienced teen love is a huge red flag.

>Also what the hell you're 18 years old, not 28 or 38. How are you giving up already on your normal sex life when you're barely out of German High School.
How can you give up something that hasn't even begun? The average age for losing virginity here is like 17.

>So many dumb kids immediately ruin their lives by immediately jumping on a hooker when they turn 18.
If I do it it's just a couple hundred bucks or even 50 if I get the courage to visit a brothel. I'd only do it once to lose my virginity anyway, not like it's as addictive as porn.

>>33301055
>it's pretty common to lack experiences at your age.
This shit has got to be one of the biggest lies people tell me. The average age for losing virginity in Germany is 16-17. Everyone in my highschool class except me, my autistic friend, and some ugly/neurodivergent guys easily got into a relationship.

>>33301078
>It's not about dating, only the act of sex.
what about it? Buy a pocket pussy if you just want to feel something on your dick that isn't your own hand.

>Tell her it's weird to ask such a thing?
It's not weird at all to ask someone if they have a sexual history when you're developing a romantic/sexual relationship with them.
>I'd just lie
cool
>not experienced teen love is a huge red flag.
no it's not. You know what's a huge red flag? Guys who buy hookers, especially when it's the first thing they do straight out of high school.

>How can you give up something that hasn't even begun?
Exactly, you should go talk to girls and get your first kiss and go on awkward dates and eventually have sex and begin the process of dating before immediately giving up on it before it's started.
>The average age for losing virginity here is like 17.
Sound like bullshit, but even if it's factually true from one random survey - do you actually know what an average is? There's dudes out there losing their virginity at 19-20-22-etc years old.

Why do you feel like you need to get a hooker? Who are you trying to impress? The virginity police?

>I'd only do it once to lose my virginity anyway, not like it's as addictive as porn.

LOL

ABSOLUTELY LMAO

YEAH MAN THERE'S NOTHING ADDICTING ABOUT INSTANT GRATIFICATION ESPECIALLY WHEN THERE'S SEX INVOLVED.

NO ONE HAS EVER SPENT HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS ON THEIR PROSTITUTE ADDICTION - TOTALLY SAFE

LOL

>>33301091
>The average age for losing virginity in Germany is 16-17.
Do you know what an average is?

It doesn't mean that there's 0 chance of losing your virginity (normally) past the age of 17

>>33301078
>not experienced teen love is a huge red flag.
Brother, you're semantically still technically a teen. I don't know how you count numbers in German but culturally speaking eighTEEN and nineTEEN year olds are considered teenagers by all accounts. I mean in America you're not a full adult until you're 21.

and really if you ask me, anyone under the age of like 30 is still a teenager. There's barely any difference between a 16 year old being loud at 2 AM on the streets on a Saturday and a 26 year old being loud at 2AM on the streets on a Saturday.

>>33301117
>Buy a pocket pussy if you just want to feel something on your dick that isn't your own hand.
What are sites where I can actually choose a proper size? Bought some Chink model from AliExpress once and it turned out to be too small. I also consider getting a sexdoll but those things cost a lot of money which I'd rather spend on something like plastic modelling, nature/hiking equipment, or Steam sales.

>Exactly, you should go talk to girls and get your first kiss and go on awkward dates and eventually have sex and begin the process of dating
And how the fuck am I supposed to do that when most people in general get bored talking with me regardless of the topic? I can't even download Tinder because my phone doesn't support it.
>inb4 dating apps are bad
Studies show most couples meet online nowadays. I'm not too bad-looking either, so that department shouldn't pose much of an issue, especially once I get into shape properly and get rid of my light acne.

>Why do you feel like you need to get a hooker? Who are you trying to impress? The virginity police?
To satisfy the ape in me left behind by evolution.

>>33301131
Adulthood and its accompanying mindset has less to do with the amount of times the Earth has revolved around the Sun since you've been born and more about your occupation. In the Middle Ages you were an adult at like 13 when you started working a proper job. I'm not in high school anymore, I'm doing an apprenticeship in industrial engineering.

>>33301135
>Bought some Chink model from AliExpress once and it turned out to be too small. I also consider getting a sexdoll but those things cost a lot of money which I'd rather spend on something like plastic modelling, nature/hiking equipment, or Steam sales.
I don't remember what I used to have but it was a Fleshlight brand one, I think the stamina training unit?

For context I bought it when I was working a shit job, had been years since my last girlfriend, was spiraling into depression, couldn't be bothered to look for girls online either, etc.
Also my dick is like 16.5cm/6.5 inches and it fit in great in there.
>I also consider getting a sexdoll but those things cost a lot of money which I'd rather spend on something like plastic modelling, nature/hiking equipment, or Steam sales.
oh no no no, sex dolls is another thing where you can't really come back from that and turns into an addiction. A fleshlight or whatever pocket pussy you can hide in an empty shoe box in your closet for a while or just throw out no problem. One of those realistic sex dolls has to like live in its own room and you end up buying it clothes every weekend and all sort of shit.

>And how the fuck am I supposed to do that when most people in general get bored talking with me regardless of the topic?
The key to dating it to only talk about yourself like 10% of the time. 90% of dating is you going "oh wow, and then what happened? no way that's crazy haha" listening to women talk about what they do for work/studies and what they do for fun etc.

>Studies show most couples meet online nowadays.
Yeah, -most- but not all. Again, you're looking at flubby statistics as these absolute truths set in stone.

What are you into as far as hobbies and lifestyle go? If you're some anime nerd you shouldn't have any trouble finding any anime girls around. If you hate drinking and smoking and only want to eat grass and ride bicycles there's plenty of women into that. etc.

>>33301142
yeah but it's not the middle ages and again you're 18, not even 20 for fuck's sake.

If you were like 48 and completely without any sexual or romantic experience I'd say absolutely go buy all the hookers you can get

>>33301176
>What are you into as far as hobbies and lifestyle go?
I like:
>Taking long walks
>Doing anything nature-related, especially in combination with the prior
>Cooking, but less as a hobby and more to just enjoy the end result
>Plastic modelling (not doing this a lot though, as it requires a lot of patience which I rarely have after a week of work)
>History and literature related to it
>Videogames (but nerdy ones)

>If you're some anime nerd you shouldn't have any trouble finding any anime girls around.
Wouldn't consider myself much of a weeb, I love LoGH but that show is super niche.

>If you hate drinking and smoking and only want to eat grass and ride bicycles there's plenty of women into that. etc.
I don't think that sounds bad but my issue here is that I'm insecure and exhausted from work and taking long walks in nature to calm down.

Aside from all this, I've approached some girls since I started with my training a year ago and it went nowhere for any.
>"One" had a boyfriend already
>"Two" shared some interests with me but we never did anything together
>"Three" was also autistic and a bit of a weirdo but she was more preoccupied with her dad letting her download Tinder instead of searching for a guy irl
That said, I don't hold a grudge against any of them.

>>33301200
yeah so it's not impossible to find a nerdy girl who likes to go for hikes in the woods. Of course it doesn't have to be someone who's a perfect mirror image of all your unique interests, it could be a chick who's really into movies or "film" as it were, or really into fiction literature rather history, etc.

>Aside from all this, I've approached some girls since I started with my training a year ago and it went nowhere for any.

Again, giving up on women entirely and buying hookers after only having asked three (3) girls out as an 18 year old doesn't seem drastic to you?

If the average age of losing virginity is 16 as you claim, were you planning to have sex when you were like 12 years old?

>>33301215
Forgot to mention I had one date when I was 16, but I didn't kiss or fuck the girl. Tbh, I was rather cringemaxxed back then, so I understand why the girls didn't want to have much to do with me.
>If the average age of losing virginity is 16 as you claim, were you planning to have sex when you were like 12 years old?
Nah, at that age I discovered fapping but sex didn't even register back then.

>>33301272
>Nah, at that age I discovered fapping but sex didn't even register back then.
so what's the emergency that you absolutely have to have to have sex with a hooker before you turn 19 or whatever?

>>33300306 (OP)
Check the multiple boards for Huren.
huren-test-forum.lusthaus . cc
There are probably other forums. Experienced degenerates should know best.

>>33300306 (OP)
Bro, you’re too young for that shit and you’ll probably regret even if you are not, depending on your moral compass. I had already lost my virginity in a previous relationship with a girl, but after a lack of success on dating apps, I ultimately experimented with only one escort and it was pretty much the end of me from that point on. I’ll never do it again and i’ll advise anyone not to. Not that I got infected or anything, but I’ve fully realised the stigma that’s affecting users afterwards and I know that this moment proved I am truly a horrible man. It’s an irreversible mistake, worse than having a drug addiction, even if you only did it once in a lifetime.

>>33301630
>Muh morals
I don't give a shit.

>>33300755
>That's false. For virgin males the correct term is Junker aka Junggeselle, which has absolutely nothing to do with being a female.
Incorrect, "virgin" does derive from the Latin term for "young woman", and a "Junggeselle" is just an unmarried person. So my point about emasculation and humiliation still stands.

Don't use brothels. They tend to be trash. Find a German / Western European woman worth around 300-500 euros an hour.

Use Adultwork or a similar site where it's just a directory for independents to advertise on - I'm from the UK so I don't know what it's like in Germany but it's probably similar.

>>33301123
It's still emasculating when you are in the minority of men when it comes to sex.

>>33300306 (OP)
SAY IT WITH ME:
VIRGINITY IS COOL

>>33304510
Cope.

>>33300306 (OP)
I. Corinthians 6:18
Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.

>>33301656
>getting your "morality" from hollywood
When you finally screw some filthy dirty whore, you won't feel any better. Also that anon didn't really talk morals at all, you're just a degenerate brainwashed NPC loser.

>>33304516
>acting as I'm programmed to act by media and movies and music makes me cool and you're coping if you say the emperor has no clothes

>>33300306 (OP)
Are you actually German white? Then just start university, or even join some language exchange program in your city. You’ll be drowning in Asian pussies. Just talk to those foreign students.

>>33304525
>Muh heckin Jesus...
Don't care. Wanting to fuck is an instictual need. Religious celibacy is cope.
>>getting your "morality" from hollywood
No, I get my "morality" from the instincts programmes into me by nature.
>>33304529
>Rambling about muh evil media again
Whatever helps you cope Ramirez, surely all those guys who sinned while you were staying celibate by your will (lol, lmao) will end up in hell for banging the Stacies you wanted to convert while you go to heaven.
>>33304537
I am ethnically South Slavic and White. My face is like a 5/10 (would be 6/10 if it wasn't for the little acne I have) and I'm 183cm which is slightly above-average height.
>some language exchange program
Which language specifically?

>>33304608
>Which language specifically?
German vs their languages.
University, VHS, local government, etc. have meetups for you to help foreigners learn German. Either in a group or 1-to-1 exchange.
You can also join other cultural events organized by these foreign students.
Asian bitches want white boyfriends. It’s really easy mode.

>>33305217
>their languages
So Korean, Mandarin, Vietnamese, etc?

>>33301286
Because most guS my age already got laid.

>>33301028
That is not what an "FKK club" is. Well, most of them anyway. They are brothels. For example look up FKK Oase near Frankfurt.

>>33305230
You are not the brightest, are you?

>>33304608
>Muh nature
>Muh instincts
>Muh peers
You seem to be low IQ, bro. If you are so strongly affected by your surroundings, you nothing but an devolving ape.

>>33305589
Yes, I have low IQ.
>>33305595
Humans literally are apes, retard. And even if we weren't, I'd rather be one than a Chriscoper. I bet you don't even go to mass, you are just some Hispanic teenager LARPing as a crusader.

>>33300306 (OP)
18 is incredibly young. you're basically a child. wait at least half a decade until you pull the trigger. for fucks sake have you even tried or are you literally just that ugly and/or a literal gnome?

>>33301630
he shouldn't be going to hookers at 18 but you're mentally ill

>>33305694
Most boys here lose their virginity at 17.
>>33305709
Why not?

>>33305794
because at least try a bit first. life is not a race and while there is nothing wrong with paying a woman to have sex with you, it IS incredibly pathetic to give up so quickly. i'm a man and it gives even me the ick.

besides you spend your whole short life in the same social circle of your school. maybe you were dealt a bad hand with retards all around you. maybe your parents are retards who weren't capable of teaching you properly how to interact with the other gender.

jesus fucking christ just TRY
at the very least read this book
https://ia803203.us.archive.org/20/items/the-art-of-seduction-robert-greene/the-art-of-seduction-robert-greene.pdf
if you don't get any inspiration from it then fuck it. do what you can't stop yourself from doing. being a pathetic retard is part of being a child i guess

>Most boys here lose their virginity at 17.
also factually incorrect. only half of them do and it's not even 17 but 17 and something. there are MILLIONS of other children like you who haven't lost their virginity. every second person in your age group is a virgin

>>33305843
>because at least try a bit first.
Where? How? The only people who share my interests are fellow autistic men.
>life is not a race
Yes it is, that's why evolution is a thing.
>only half of them do
And I'm part of the loser half.

>>33305864
honestly it sounds like you just want to get your dick wet and all that self loathing is some moral justification of that.

whatever you have my official permission to have paid sex. go do it. no one will stop you

>>33305864
and here are some sites. just that no one can say that i didn't try to offer you advice on the specific question you asked

>>33305633
Nobody even said anything about Christianity.
Our consciousness allows us to make decisions. Decisions such as to evolve into better beings instead degrading ourselves to lower levers. If your argument is:
>We are apes hence being an ape is good.
then you are indeed some rebellious teenager who has no idea what he's talking about. Grow some braincells instead of looking out for hookers.

>>33305794
>Most people lose their virginity 17
>I haven't at 18 and need a hooker
Boo fucking hoo.
You have your entire life in front of you. But if you want to be a retard, then go ahead and fuck up your life just because you wanted to get your dick wet.

>>33305794
>Most boys here lose their virginity at 17.
Not to hookers.

>>33305864
>The only people who share my interests are fellow autistic men
Bullshit, there's practically nothing now that doesn't have girls in it, it's not the 1980s or 1940s anymore.

>>33305864

>>33305989
>Howie fucks a girl

lol

is his ghost still spamming /ic/ ? haven't seen it on /adv/ in forever.

>>33305989
Kek, nailed it.

>>33305903
>Nobody even said anything about Christianity.
See>>33304525
>>33305918
Yeah man fucking a sex worker one (1) time to get rid of a shameful, emasculating term like "virgin" is totally gonna turn me into an addict who'll ruin his life.
>>33305938
>Not to hookers.
I don't give a shit.
>Bullshit, there's practically nothing now that doesn't have girls in it, it's not the 1980s or 1940s anymore.
Never met a girl who has an interest in the Cold War, plastic modelling, the Spanish Empire, and ocean liners.

Don't do it. Grind a bit, ask more girls out.
3 is nothing, put some effort into it man, grow as a person in the process. Losing your virginity isn't the end goal and you'll be much happier if you lose it to someone meaningful.

I was also desperate when I was around your age, but I stuck with it. Lost it at 22, but I couldn't have done it better in retrospective. It was with a girl I cared about and with a girl that cared about me. Don't waste that moment on a hooker.

If you get to 30 or 40 then yeah, by all means, go buy a harem. But man, your life has just started. Don't ruin its best moment because you wanna be "cool like your schoolmates".

>>33306334
You went on a date with like 3 girls, you haven't really explored much, have you... And you don't need to share identical interests. Just be willing to listen to her interests and her being willing to listen to yours. You'll find one, just give it a few more tries. Three is nothing, multiply that by at least 10, if not 100. IRL has more quality, dating sites more quantity for matches.

>>33300306 (OP)
yo i really like that fucking frog lmao

>>33306403
She's a Cane Toad, the pic is from this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuMlpv77lVg&t=60s

>>33306334
>I don't give a shit.
So you're obsessed with this probably made up statistics about germans losing their virginity at 18, but you suddenly don't give a shit about it when you look at it beyond just the surface level?

>Never met a girl who has an interest in the Cold War, plastic modelling, the Spanish Empire, and ocean liners.
You're 18, and clearly anti-social, you're not even old enough to have met any girl interested in anything.

>time to get rid of a shameful, emasculating term like "virgin"
Do you think that people who buy hookers are cool and masculine? I respect a virgin more than a 18 year old hooker consumer.

>>33305989
Exactly. It’s annoying as fuck to read this thread. I hope it’s just a troll.

>>33306443
>you're not even old enough to have met any girl interested in anything.
The second girl I talked with like Tim Burton movies and was also into nature.
>>33306443
It's about the term "virgin", not what you think of it. It literally comes from the Latin term for "Young Woman", and in German it's "Jungfrau".

>>33305989
>Strawman comic
>Implying that socialising as an Autist is as easy as petting a dog
Yeah sure, you know what it's like.

Don't have your first time with prostitutes, they're bad people. They're predators.

I was once wasted as fuck waiting my taxi outside a bar, a woman askedif I wanted to do a 3 some with her and her friend. I said yes. So I got in their car and went home with them. Only at my frontdoor did they revealed to be prostitutes. I asked to take a shower because I had sweat all day and I still had sperm from wanking before going to bed. They didn't let me. one of the girl just told me to jerk off and theother filmed without my consent They did none of the shot I aked them to, then they stole my credit card and spent over 2k. They had threaten me with a tasor multiple times. I couldn't call the policebecause I live in a place where hireing sex workers gets you 6 months in jail and mandatory therapy for sexual addiction plus your name on a sex offenders list if you do it again. All that while being a prostitute is legal.

Cardi-B was a sex worker and she would constanly drug her customers againt their will. Now she brag about it in her songs and movies and women hink she is a slaying queen.

Don't do it.

>>33306550
i gave you a step by step instruction. do you want me to recommend you more books or are you capable of using an internet search engine yourself?

>>33306559
>they're bad people.
Cool, more moralfagging.
>They're predators.
And as long as they give me what I pay for I should care because... ?
>I was once wasted as fuck waiting my taxi outside a bar, a woman askedif I wanted to do a 3 some with her and her friend. I said yes. So I got in their car and went home with them. Only at my frontdoor did they revealed to be prostitutes. I asked to take a shower because I had sweat all day and I still had sperm from wanking before going to bed. They didn't let me. one of the girl just told me to jerk off and theother filmed without my consent They did none of the shot I aked them to, then they stole my credit card and spent over 2k. They had threaten me with a tasor multiple times. I couldn't call the policebecause I live in a place where hireing sex workers gets you 6 months in jail and mandatory therapy for sexual addiction plus your name on a sex offenders list if you do it again. All that while being a prostitute is legal.
How about not accepting invitations from women who are obviously trying to get money from you?
>Cardi-B was a sex worker and she would constanly drug her customers againt their will. Now she brag about it in her songs and movies and women hink she is a slaying queen.
And she is rich which makes her superior to any moralfag telling me that being a "young woman" (what virgin means, literally) is perfectly fine because of muh purity or whatever.

>>33306561
>Read hundreds of pages from some ancient book before the age of Tinder so I can fail less badly
or
>Fuck a sex worker once (probably in my whole life) and get over with it

>>33306595
then fuck a hooker? i gave you two options howie

besides the book is contemporary and although it deals with historical examples on how to seduce women i'm sure we didn't evolve into another species in the last hundred years. just use your brain and adapt as necessary. technology changes but people don't. and check out the page regarding anti-seducers because you fit the bill perfectly

>>33306559
This pasta again.

>>33306595
also please don't believe that fucking a hooker will change ANYTHING. if someone makes fun of you for being a virgin and you tell them that "nuh uh i fucked a hooker once" then they'll laugh even harder

>>33306622
>also please don't believe that fucking a hooker will change ANYTHING.
But I factually won't be a virgin anymore?
>if someone makes fun of you for being a virgin and you tell them that "nuh uh i fucked a hooker once" then they'll laugh even harder
That never happened and likely will never happen to me in real life, but even if I did I'd deserve the ridicule.

Reading through all the posts, I came to the conclusion that OP is a raging faggot who has no sense of responsibility and accountability. OPs low IQ and low self-esteem prevent him from making good decisions in life. He is stubborn and resistent to advice, hence he is dragging himself down a destructive path and engaging in social circles, that are equally low. The quest to convince people of his "superior" opinion is failing, yet he doesn't give up to lie to himself. After all dwelling in delusions is easier, than accepting u please t truths. Summing up, OP is retarded.

>>33306633
but factually being a virgin is not the "bad" part about being a virgin. it's the tip of the iceberg. putting your penus into a warm hole is not the achievement. the achievement is to woo a woman. obese women don't count either by the way

well unless you're actually bothered by the factual part yourself. then sure. but i doubt that's the issue because you repeatedly compared yourself to the other boys.


and please for the love of god trust me: whatever you're doing right now is FAR MORE pathetic than being a virgin at 18. remember every second person in your age group is in the same situation as you.

>>33306656
he is 18 cut him some slack. i can't imagine how pathetic you must be to make a post like that in an advice thread

>>33306668
Nah, I honestly deserve to get shit on. I may be an Autist (thus a retard) but I am not so delusional as to think I am perfect.
>but factually being a virgin is not the "bad" part about being a virgin.
It comes from Latin for "Young woman".

>>33306656
>engaging in social circles, that are equally low.
Hey man, call me whatever you want, but don't drag my friends into this. They are good people and most don't even know what 4chan is.

>>33306687
honestly it sounds like you are surrounded by shitty people because that's a very self-destructive way to think

therapy might be a meme but you could definitely use someone to talk to outside of your usual social circle

>>33306691
As I said before, my friends aren't bad people. They don't even think about concepts like virginity and relationships aren't too important for them.

Was geht, ich weiß nicht welche Escort-Seiten in Hessen gängig sind, aber scroll mal auf lusthaus nach Berichten in deiner Region und schau ob dir was ins Auge fällt, oder falls du Escort-Seiten findest, schau ob du die Frauen auf snatchlist findest und ob da dann Berichte verlinkt sind.

>>33306697
i'm not sure how to convince you of this but your perception is flawed. just don't take everything you were told as a kid for granted

>>33306697
and ok they might not be "bad" as in evil but merely incompetent in matters of life. which is to be expected from young humans. but they are "bad" for you because a "good" friend would have told you that even if you're not perfect you don't "deserve" to be ridiculed

>>33306545
>The second girl I talked with like Tim Burton movies and was also into nature.
and was that a bad thing?

>It's about the term "virgin", not what you think of it. It literally comes from the Latin term for "Young Woman", and in German it's "Jungfrau".
You can play semantics if you want but I still respect Das Jungfrau whereas Der Straßenmädchen Coomer is nothing but shame.

An 18 year old virgin is just someone who didn't have the privilege of a perfect social life like in American high school movies where they all have sex at prom night in the back seat of a giant caddillac after slow dancing to Green Day's Time of Your Life and then get married to this one person and live happily forever after. That shit only happens in the movies, most people only start developing their confidence and sexuality during college, plenty more after college as well.

You can get rid of the "shame" of being a teenager virgin, you can't rid of the shame of someone who has to buy sex from hookers.

Also I've never heard of anyone who only bought sex from a hooker one time and never again went back for more. It's always a sad horror story about the cycle of addiction where the more sex they get from hookers the less they're able to connect with real women or even other men, so they feel more isolated, so they cope by buying more hookers, so they feel more isolated, etc.

>>33306697
who are you trying to impress with your hooker-buying then

>>33306744
>and was that a bad thing?
No, absolutely not. In fact, I saw it as a chance to finally get to know a girl. She didn't seem to be bothered by me either but it went nowhere because she got herself a boyfriend.
>who are you trying to impress with your hooker-buying then
I just wanna experience it man. To finally put my dick into a vagina, to finally squeeze some breasts, to finally stop being a virgin. But most of all, I want to stop being so insecure about something so I can finally find happiness in the things I enjoy.

>>33306767
Buying sex from a hooker is like when they let electric wheelchair retards score a free point on a football game during off-season practice. It's like if there was an express elevator to the top of mount everest. 99% of sex isn't even putting your penis in a vagina, it's all the romance and flirting and teasing and tension and psychological & emotional satisfaction in knowing that this girl wants you.

You get none of that with a hooker, you just get even bigger insecurities. The thrill of mount everest isn't what's on the top, there's nothing really up there, it's the satisfaction of having complete a challenge.

or like how when you start playing video games with infinite ammo, god mode, noclip, etc it provides no challenge therefore provides no satisfaction

>>33306786
t. virgin

>>33306821
strange projection, I first had sex at 18 - with an actual girl my own age. I wasn't shitting my pants that some guys were having sex at 16 or 17.

>>33306844
The anon you replied to wasn't me, I may not be very bright but I don't project my insecurities onto others.

>>33306867
that's fine, I didn't think it was you personally, just some other guy trying to defend his hooker addiction lifestyle.

>>33305709
Alright then, how do I get over it?