Thread 33310203 - /adv/ [Archived: 577 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/3/2025, 3:07:17 PM No.33310203
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I used to be an alcoholic drug addicted club crawler and you wouldn't believe how many guys like this there are. They're 6'3" with hair like a shampoo commercial and a jawline that can cut glass. They're also daydrinking cokeheads on welfare who dropped out of high school, never had a job in their whole life and their only skill is superficial charm resulting from constant female validation since age 13 when they shot up to adult height over the course of one summer vacation. Their girlfriends are invariably beautiful, younger, college educated, financially well off stacies from rich families who binge drink and snort marching powder once a month. They tolerate Chad being a "manchild" that leeches off them just fine until they outgrow the clubs (ie start feeling old next to the pre-wall girls) and get the itch for kids in their 30s. Then Chad gets another. Chad does this until he's 40. These guys really live like those lovable immature womanizer Hollywood characters in entertainment. It really is a different universe for them. Average or below guys increasingly just give up on relationships for good reason. She will never lust after you like she did for that deadbeat junkie no matter how much you make or how responsible you are or whatever else if you're average. Not to even speak of the poor bastards who are short, go bald early, keep a babyface, etc. Nothing can help them at all. Life is a beauty contest, that's all
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 4:03:27 PM No.33310404
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>>33310203 (OP)
>SHUT UP! FIFTY YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A FUCKING FORK UP YOUR ASS!
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:44:41 PM No.33310715
>>33310203 (OP)
>She will never lust after you like she did for that deadbeat junkie no matter how much you make or how responsible you are or whatever else if you're average.

I was that deadbeat kinda guy who got female attention easily. I was 'bad guys' in my teens and twenties. The stereotype is true, we get the girls. But we cannot keep them. Whether we dump them or they dump us, doesn't matter. The relationship is rigged to blow from the start.

You seem to think that we enjoy it and don't care. We hate it, and we hate ourselves for being a self-sabotaging mess of a human being. All the drugs and drinks are just ways to forget what we are. A massive cope. One we don't even care about but do out of habit. Same with the sex by the way, the sex never fulfills. You eventually stop caring about the highs of sex but just do it anyway because that's what you do. Nothing fills the void, and that superficial charm we use to pull women, we use it to pretend to be successful or happy. It's all performance. We're actually more closer to death than most realise, truly on the razor's edge of suicide, because we never let anyone know. We don't whine or bitch or complain about it, that would appear weak. So we just take ourselves out without anyone noticing or predicting it.

That's our fault for spending years or decades creates a false persona. It's not that no one cared, it's because we make sure no one can ever care on purpose. It's also why no one will believe it when it's said that the bad guy you speak of has x100 more self-hatred kept inside than any incel ever has in their lifetime. Because all anyone sees is the drugs the 'fun' the girls, but never anything else.
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Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:45:17 PM No.33310717
>>33310203 (OP)
>Chad does this until he's 40.
In the incelverse lore, what happens to Chad then?

He also gets married and has kids? He just pops out of existence because Chads can't exist past the age of 39? He's isekai'd and reborn as the next generation of Chad in high school?

Is that how Chads reproduce? They just materialize in high school because of their magical jawline powers?
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:45:31 PM No.33310718
>>33310203 (OP)
I won't read shitposting nonsense on an advice board.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 5:49:20 PM No.33310740
>>33310203 (OP)
>They're also daydrinking cokeheads on welfare who dropped out of high school, never had a job in their whole life and their only skill is superficial charm
Someone post that study about how popular & athletic people actually have better careers and are often more intelligent than struggling nerds.
Anonymous
7/3/2025, 7:53:55 PM No.33311157
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>>33310715
All the things you never did
All the words you never said
All the feelings you never had
All the dreams you never lived out