Accidentally crushed my upper right nut at trader joes when I was Shimmying between a large concrete pillar and the metal bar of the cart rack last night

It felt kinda painful after, and then just tender

Right now I don't feel anything toooo different

My nuts should be fine right?

How hard and consistent does testicular damage need to be in order to cause infertility?


>note I did get my girlfriend pregnant once although the pregnancy wasn't completed

>>33311182 (OP)
1. Ask a goddamn doctor.
2. You have 2.

>>33311182 (OP)
It will get gangrene and need to be amputated.

you need to see a doctor. you do not want even mild testicular torsion to go unchecked if having 2 balls is important to you

>>33311213
>>33311195
How do i set up an appointment with a doctor with my insurance

I dont know how to do that

Ita feeling... normal now

I even had sec earlier today with her on top, but these posts are making me nervous

It sucks because a coworker was semi pestering me to ask them to lock the door behind them even thoigh I would have to walk.all the qay around the store to they to that side of the entrance. To skip that I just went through the cranny where I felt crushed, it was not comfortable

I don't want want to worry

one time on a really hot day i sat on my own ball so hard that it swelled to the size of a tennis ball
i was out-of-commission for like 3 days but it was fine after 2 weeks

>>33311390
bruh

>>33311499
Strange as it sounds I haven't had a formal check up since...2019?

Holy shit that's pre covid

>>33311428
Forgive me if its TMI but how were your visits to the bathroom?

How were erections and ejaculations?

Im trying to make sure I'm not overreacting

I wanna know what to look out for

>>33311411
Just go to a doctor retard.

>>33311182 (OP)
>upper right nut
do you have 4 of them?

>>33312262
I felt the squished feeling here

I should've specified it felt more like the vas deferens was being squished
>>33312247
I admit I'm kind of afraid to

My mind is playing out how weird it will be for me to walk into urgent care and telling them I think my upper right scrotum got crushed

>>33311182 (OP)
Post nuts

Is your name Jonas lol

>>33313177
Possible contractile issue. I would advise doing anything that puts a lot of internal stress on your pelvic region right now; it will probably go away, though pain in this area can tend to linger, so give it some time; take some aspirin. If it doesn't get better after 4 days, see a doctor.

>>33311182 (OP)
Bro, go to the fucking doctor. Your nut could be savable but dying. Do you really want to lose a ball for inaction? Then one day your other nut gets cancer, you'll be a eunuch. Preserve your fucking balls and go to the ER right now. They'll do an ultrasound on your sack too which feels nice (they rub warm jelly on it).

>>33311390
Just go to the fucking ER and ask about financial assistance. Christ, tell them you're homeless if you really don't want to pay anything.

>>33311182 (OP)
>at trader joes when I was Shimmying between a large concrete pillar and the metal bar of the cart rack last night
Oddly specific

>>33313232
Nah

Are the Jonas bros still around?