How do I ask my friend if she reciprocates the romantic feelings I have for her while shifting all of the pressure and stress from me onto her?

>>33311590 (OP)
Isn't that what you do when you ask someone out on a date?

Just ask her. It's a weird thing though.
>I need a relationship that starts as friendship to get to know someone
>oh, anon, you are my le friend. It wouldn't be the same
such is life

>>33311624
Getting into a relationship before being even friends is fucking retarded, but apparently that's the norm. World sucks.

>>33311590 (OP)
unironically send a dick pic

>>33311590 (OP)
>>33311624
Never ask a girl if she wants to be in a relationship.
Never ask a girl if she reciprocates the romantics feelings you have for her.
Never confess your feelings to a girl before you've even been on a single date.
Never write her a note in a heart-shaped card and show up with her roses at her workplace or class.

Just don't lovedump on a girl when she barely knows who you are. Ask her out to the god damn movies or go get drunk at a dance club and feel her titties while she grabs her ass on your dick like a normal person.

every few weeks we need to have a intervention for people who want to confess to girls and guys who say that it's a good idea.

>>33312036
>Just don't lovedump on a girl when she barely knows who you are
Please make the pain go away

>>33312068
Get plenty of exercise and/or recreational drugs.

also I'm totally the kind of guy who used to confess/lovedump/etc

>>33312084
I had never done it, but am so desperate for love and not just sex that I did it and boy, do my self directed screaming fits not help at all.

>>33312092
You were already getting puss?

>>33312036
I've known her for years and we are close, if not best friends. I see her all the time.

>>33312036
>or go get drunk at a dance club and feel her titties while she grabs her ass on your dick like a normal person.
>having a sexual relations before emotional relations
I may not be "normal" but this never felt normal

>>33312084
Imagine if you will, that you were on your best behavior for a while and god decided to reward you with something so pristine and angelic to your exact specifications, and you approached this specimen and your first conversation lasted an hour or more just in public together, and she said that she had just broken up with her boyfriend and she couldn't believe this was happening and that she had met you and how surreal it was and then later that evening, she wrote to you saying that she was worried she would never find love again, so you respond by love bombing her with paragraphs because you saw it as a signal, and then she replied the next day simply by telling you sorry but she was a lesbian when she very clearly wasn't and then she blocked you. Haha.

>>33312096
See
>>33312113

Confessing only works in anime. Start treating her in a manner that makes her WANT to be your gf. Deepen your friendship, invite her to places, show her that you're attentive and exciting.

>>33312131
>she never wants to do anything one on one
it's over

>>33311590 (OP)
"Do you love me? I'll kill myself if you don't"