>Just landed a job as a substitute teacher
>Tell my mom because I’m excited about the opportunity
>”You should get two jobs anon that’s not good enough”
>Tell her I wish she just told me good job and was exciting for me
>Says I know nothing about the world and spends the next hour belittling me infront of my fiance telling me I am unfit for any job and talking to me as if I’m an actual retard who doesn’t understand how the world works
I’m a 24 year old neurodivergent autistic bro who has been unemployed for one month because I quit my job pushing carts in the heat which I kept up for 2 years which was starting to kill me physically and mentally, and this is the response I get from my family when I tell them about the new job I just got.
The whole situation was insane, more than I could type out. My dad tried to get physical with me. I don’t think I deserved this. Anyways. I have little to fucking zero teaching experience but I’m great at communication and general studies. Any tips for a new substitute teacher or perhaps advice from someone else who’s living in a similar hell? I’m not the only kid of theirs that still lives here by the way, we all do. I am the only one treated like a failure despite my oldest brother arguably being a bigger failure than me.

Even this loser got a fiance. I gonna kms.

>>33312371
Im a financial loser but Im a decent human being with a big heart and a good penis

>>33312396
Prove you have a good penis

>>33312396
>and a good penis
It's over

>>33312403
I used to make money off my penis doing tributes and such but I have abandoned that lifestyle

>>33312408
Post pics or gtfo, faggot

>>33312224 (OP)
>Just landed a job as a substitute teacher
>Says I know nothing about the world
She and your dad are both assholes, but they're right
If teaching is fulfilling for you that's fine, but it's a horrible job with shit pay
>24
You'd be lucky if your relationship survives your bullshit job
Wish you the best

>>33312424
Isn’t this a blue board?
Last night I was shittin and thought I’d be a cool guy and piss while sittin and shittin and my cock was bent against the toilet in such a way that when I shot my piss out it unironically popped something in my urethra and I bled out of my cock for the first time
Terrifying experience, that’s the last color you wanna see coming from your dick hole
My cock and dick are fine today though, barely even burns to pee.

>>33312224 (OP)
SHE is never going to change. Unfortunately her crazyness is your burden to bear. All you can do is limit your exposure to her, and constantly remind yourself that her judgment of you is NOT accurate or deserved.

>>33312224 (OP)
>I have little to fucking zero teaching experience
You're going to be a worthless teacher