Thread 33313266 - /adv/ [Archived: 1153 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:52:52 AM No.33313266
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What motivational advice would you give to someone that limbless, blind, deaf, and mute? (You would be able to communicate with them by writing letters on their skin)
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:54:15 AM No.33313268
I would tell them that their helpless state makes me insatiably horny
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:54:22 AM No.33313269
>>33313266 (OP)
It could be worse
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 6:54:50 AM No.33313271
>>33313266 (OP)
I would put them out of their misery
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:43:00 AM No.33313409
>>33313266 (OP)
honestly most of my hobbies and things that give me life are visual, if I ever go blind I'd rather be put out of my misery.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 7:51:45 AM No.33313443
>>33313266 (OP)
I won't read hypotheticals.

1. Say (skin type?), "Hey, Matt!"
2. Play bouncy castle on them.
3. Hook up square arrays of electrified acupuncture needles on them to send them 64x64 pixel pictures.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:15:18 AM No.33313526
>>33313266 (OP)
Well with that array of sensory limitations I struggle to imagine how any advice could be given at all
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:15:33 AM No.33313527
>>33313266 (OP)
There's actually a really old book about someone like this, titled "Johnny Got His Gun".
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 8:17:39 AM No.33313532
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>>33313527
or you know, a fucking Metallica song, if you didn't wanna name something gay
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:14:27 AM No.33313695
>>33313266 (OP)
I'd tell them that they're the best human throw pillow in the world.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:15:28 AM No.33313702
>>33313532
Lars Ulrich is a fucking faggot who ruined Napster
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:17:02 AM No.33313708
>>33313266 (OP)
Huuuuuuuu
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:18:03 AM No.33313713
>>33313266 (OP)
Study the life of Helen Keller for inspiration