Thread 33314912

>tfw the only Tinder dates I get are from fat bitches
Wtf man

>>33314912 (OP)
So.... is this a good thing?

>>33314912 (OP)
Fat women are usually super down, I wouldn't knock it man.

One of my favorite sexual experiences was with a fat mexican chick. I saw her every day for like 6 months because she worked at the coffee shop I went into before work. We barely talked but she always stared at me and acted shy. One day I was feeling really confident and just said fuck it and asked if she wanted to hang out on my break. She immediately said yes and sucked my soul out in my car, which became our daily ritual. Even though I'm married now I still remember that chick. My wife is technically hotter but doesn't do shit like that - she barely gives low enthusiasm bjs and I definitely can't face-fuck her like I did that chick. I literally fantasize about a fat mexican wagie from a decade ago because of this. So yeah don't knock it. You're locking yourself out of some great experiences.

>>33314912 (OP)
>wah wah I'm one of the top 10% that gets any matches at all on apps

literally problemless post requiring zero advice

>>33314960
How’d you get her to suck your dick?

>>33314912 (OP)
>>33314924
thats bad

>>33314977
She was super shy and couldn't look me in the eyes, I tried making small talk but she would just giggle and look away, pretty obvious signs she was down so I just went for it and got the best head of my life. She only really got over her shyness and started talking to me after a week or so of sucking my dick. I got her number and she would text me normally but wouldn't say anything IRL.

Women are very curious creatures sometimes. She could suck me like a ravenous animal but wouldn't talk, kek.

>>33315025
>attempting to grab 12 obese women to make a point about how bad apps are
>2 or 3 of them are actually pretty cute and cuddly worthwhile slam pigs

total nonissue

>>33315029
Went for it = ? You just took your dick out?

>>33315032
>2 or 3 of them
The cat, the friend, and the people on the crosswalk are the only possible cute things in that picture. I'm not going to fuck any cats personally.

>>33315029
>>33314960
I got with a chubby woman once, and her pussy reeked of the foulest tuna I've ever witnessed.
I didnt have the heart to tell her she smelled bad so I just held my breath and never went down on her

>>33314912 (OP)
Always wanted to bang a cute fatty to see what it's like, but never had any luck with them, I match with normal chicks. Not that I complain, but fat women aren't easy

>>33315044
ah so it's another "I'm not Chad but only Stacie is acceptable"thread

good luck i guess

>>33315057
Brother in my experience I had skinny girls with pussy stank so bad it crazy. I don't think I ever been with a fatty with a pussy stank as they all smell like they came from the shower.

>>33315058
Being under 300 pounds isn't Stacy

>>33315070
literally not a single woman in that collage is 3 bills. you have literally no idea what 300 lbs looks like on a woman to begin with

>>33315037
I asked what she wanted to do and she laughed and looked away. I put her hand on my crotch and she laughed but started rubbing it through my pants. Then I took my cock out and put her hand on it, and she started jerking. Asked if she wanted to suck it and she turned around and looked at it and nodded while smiling. Then I gently pushed her head down. You have to gently, safely escalate in steps and if she isn't okay with it, then you respect her boundary.

>>33315047
I've banged a good few of them. For me also, the nastiest pussy I ever smelled was indeed a fat bitch, but I also had a skinny girl with a disgusting unwashed ass smell, to the point where I literally had to cover my nose and mouth while fucking her doggy and never ever contacted her again because that was fucking horrible and traumatized my from doing doggystyle for a good long while.

>>33314912 (OP)
hello

>>33315083
Ok cool. That sounds ez enuff. Thnx

>>33315083
Pics or it didn't happen?

>>33314912 (OP)
Leave emotion at the door & analyze it like a business proposition.

In USA, pretty women are rarer & thus more expensive. You are also competing with the richest people in the world, also driving up costs.
If you travel, there are both more desirable women & less competition.

Viewed through market dynamics, the answer is obvious. Or you can stay where you are, date fatties & complain.

that means you or your profile are unattractive

Fat women aren't attracted to average men any more than Stacies are so why should you feel good about settling for them?

>>33314912 (OP)
I won't read app-addled threads. They're delusional.

Only match with unattractive fat women even though I've had sex with attractive women. It really depends on your location I think. Some places I do well and others I only match with fuggos. I dont really put any effort into taking good or interesting pictures though

>>33314912 (OP)
Don't use dating apps. Dating apps don't actually want you to succeed in finding a gf because that means they lose you as a customer. If you pay for whatever premium bullshit membership they have, you might get a few more "good" matches that are probably bots. Fun fact: when dating app companies are looking for applicants, they actually hire people experienced in gambling rather than in psychology. Dating apps are a lot more like a casino because they want you to be stuck in an endless loop of giving them money. Constantly chasing your desires and never fulfilling them. And in case you're naive and think there are better alternative dating apps, they are all owned by the same parent company that do the same shit.