Thread 33315678 - /adv/ [Archived: 578 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:48:24 PM No.33315678
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>be me, straight 24M
>just broke up with gf
>when we started dating she was like "Anon I like everything about you"
>thought I won the gf lottery
>fast forward 7 months
>suddenly dating a drill sergeant
>"Anon you smoke too much weed"
>yes drill sergeant
>"Anon you consume too much sugar"
>yes drill sergeant
>"Anon you never help me with my chores"
>mfw I’m getting yelled at like a lazy private
>always thought helping with chores was a bonus side quest, not a main mission
>when did it become mandatory DLC
>we both have our own separate lives, she knew I was a goblin before she moved into my cave
>fun fact: she keeps telling me "we’re never gonna end up together anyway"
>why tf would I change my entire skill tree for someone who doesn’t plan on playing co-op long term
>women’s partner algorithm:
>step 1: find guy with traits they like
>step 2: try to patch those traits out with weekly updates
>makes sense if you’re an EA developer I guess
>feels like uninstalling a buggy game
>I did start loving her, and wasn't going to end well, earlier the better amirite?
Am I wrong to dump her anons?
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 10:05:56 PM No.33315746
I won't read threads by retards who compare relationships to their sickening video game addiction.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:00:51 PM No.33316139
>>33315678 (OP)
True love is what you want to happen, it's doing what's right. She tried to make you good, to make you better, being lazy, eating candy all day and smoking weed is pathetic and she tried to make you better becuase she loved you.
You have missed the opportunity to grow and better yourself with her.
Reach out immediately, and apologise, promise to be better and that she was right, it's your only way to mend this.
If you don't do this, you will end up a pathetic POS which she never fixed, and had moved on becuase she convinced herself she couldn't.
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Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:37:13 PM No.33316333
>>33315746
You literally read the thread though, otherwise you wouldn't have known what it's about.
Anonymous
7/4/2025, 11:48:07 PM No.33316393
>>33315678 (OP)
You probably do smoke too much weed and eat too much sugar. And helping each other with chores is an essential part of a relationship.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 5:51:16 AM No.33317946
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>>33315678 (OP)
>24
Uh oh.. The evil number. It's over. Start shopping for a walker and adult diapers.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:05:24 AM No.33318010
I'm happy for your ex-gf who just dodged a bullet because you sound like an incredibly shitty person. Your ex tried to help you better as a person by improving a few small things that all people need to be good at in order to have companionship, but you treated her like an NPC. If you continue with your attitude and habits I hope genuinely for yourself and others you never enter another relationship.

Basically, what >>33316139 said except you already are a pathetic POS. If you actually liked her dropping weed is not that hard.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:07:51 AM No.33318020
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>>33315678 (OP)
RIs are a load of shit cunts. Why would you subject yourself to being around a shitty NCO all the time? Leave that shit for the diggers
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:08:17 AM No.33318023
>>33315678 (OP)
It's like when MGS2 was coming out and all the trailers had Solid Snake but when it comes out you only play as him for an hour and then you have to play as a pretty boy for the rest of the game.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:08:47 AM No.33318025
>>33315678 (OP)
>Am I wrong to dump her anons?
No
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:13:53 AM No.33318046
>>33315678 (OP)
It's insane that losers like this can get a girlfriend just because they have a 5+ face.
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:17:28 AM No.33318066
>>33318046
Its nothing, if the energies match...why would you want a bitch like that
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:21:38 AM No.33318087
>>33315678 (OP)
You're don't want to improve. Shes better off without you
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 6:22:39 AM No.33318094
>>33318046
People want to wake up to beauty every day not scarface fatty
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 9:29:31 AM No.33318571
>>33315678 (OP)
i hate when fags never want to improve themselves even if someone thinks about them and wants them to improve
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:22:14 AM No.33318664
>>33315678 (OP)
So there are a few points here I'll address:

1. Your gf liked you and thought she could iron out your flaws. But you stubbornly refused, while she gets increasingly frustrated - many such cases.
2. She's actually right and you are a manchild faggot. She is trying to mold you into a proper husband/father but you want to keep acting like a toddler, eating candy and playing video games. You should knock it off.
3. Despite that fact, no one can make you do anything you don't want to do. If you want to keep being a toddler for the rest of your life, then go ahead and break up with her. But if you actually want to let her help you grow, become husband/father material, and build a future with this woman, you should start listening to her and changing. Ultimately, it's up to you. You know what I'm advising you to do, but I can't change you any more than she can. You're a grown man and you choose your own life direction. So, where do you see yourself in the next few years - alone, on the couch, smoking weed and playing vidya by yourself? Or with a pregnant wife and a baby? What you choose right now will directly lead to these outcomes.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:25:43 AM No.33318670
>>33315746
Most sane person ITT.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 10:26:20 AM No.33318672
>>33315678 (OP)
did you write this with ai?
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 12:52:10 PM No.33318908
I will not read faggot posts by vidya manchildren