Anonymous
7/4/2025, 9:48:24 PM No.33315678
>be me, straight 24M
>just broke up with gf
>when we started dating she was like "Anon I like everything about you"
>thought I won the gf lottery
>fast forward 7 months
>suddenly dating a drill sergeant
>"Anon you smoke too much weed"
>yes drill sergeant
>"Anon you consume too much sugar"
>yes drill sergeant
>"Anon you never help me with my chores"
>mfw I’m getting yelled at like a lazy private
>always thought helping with chores was a bonus side quest, not a main mission
>when did it become mandatory DLC
>we both have our own separate lives, she knew I was a goblin before she moved into my cave
>fun fact: she keeps telling me "we’re never gonna end up together anyway"
>why tf would I change my entire skill tree for someone who doesn’t plan on playing co-op long term
>women’s partner algorithm:
>step 1: find guy with traits they like
>step 2: try to patch those traits out with weekly updates
>makes sense if you’re an EA developer I guess
>feels like uninstalling a buggy game
>I did start loving her, and wasn't going to end well, earlier the better amirite?
Am I wrong to dump her anons?
>just broke up with gf
>when we started dating she was like "Anon I like everything about you"
>thought I won the gf lottery
>fast forward 7 months
>suddenly dating a drill sergeant
>"Anon you smoke too much weed"
>yes drill sergeant
>"Anon you consume too much sugar"
>yes drill sergeant
>"Anon you never help me with my chores"
>mfw I’m getting yelled at like a lazy private
>always thought helping with chores was a bonus side quest, not a main mission
>when did it become mandatory DLC
>we both have our own separate lives, she knew I was a goblin before she moved into my cave
>fun fact: she keeps telling me "we’re never gonna end up together anyway"
>why tf would I change my entire skill tree for someone who doesn’t plan on playing co-op long term
>women’s partner algorithm:
>step 1: find guy with traits they like
>step 2: try to patch those traits out with weekly updates
>makes sense if you’re an EA developer I guess
>feels like uninstalling a buggy game
>I did start loving her, and wasn't going to end well, earlier the better amirite?
Am I wrong to dump her anons?
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