everyone just gives terrible advice here, is that the point of the board?
why did I think asking 4chan for advice was a good idea? Am I retarded?

everything that is said on this website is logged on multiple archives

>>33319608
so the answer to all my questions were logged onto 4plebs years ago? I feel silly now

adv is for people shitting on each other for cheap ego boosts by thinking
>haha fucking IDIOT
>damn, at least I am not THAT fucked up lol
>holy shit I am a genius (compared to how I imagine these other people here are, but lets not talk about that)

it‘s the modern equivalent of trash tv where you watch trailer park families have a go at each other and blow their food stamps on frozen pizza and soda

I don’t even know why I come here.

>>33319614
I'm back from the archives, people have only ever given terrible advice!!

The problem is /pol/tards injecting politics into everything, incels raging all the time and youngfags who have zero life experience. This place is bucket full of crabs. These losers want everything to sink to their level.

i come here to laugh at the bad advice givers. the OPs shouldn't be laughed at most of the time.

picrel

>>33319618
I come here to read posts about people's lives and feelings because I've none. I'm a parasocial subhuman.

>>33319599 (OP)
Yeah this board has been shit ever since 2016.
I mainly stick to generals but if I see someone genuinely looking for advice I'll give it.

>>33319599 (OP)
what did you ask advice about?

>>33320258
Normally eat very spartanly, but yesterday I bought take-out from like four different places and drank some alcoholic cider. I expected my body to look a lot worse than it does.

>>33319599 (OP)
>Am I retarded?
Judging by your used picture, yes.

>>33319654
Define terrible advice. Because theres
-actual terrible advice
-advice you dont like
-advice you dont agree with.

If you want to know how to consistently make money and someone says get a job and that makes you mad, thats advice you dont like.

If you want to know how to meet women and someone says go to a bar but you dont like bars or people who go there, thats advice you dont agree with.

If you want to know how to look young again and someone says smother bear semen all over your face, thats terrible advice.

And honestly bud I shamelessly been on this website 18 years and in any thread you'll get all 3, but people most if all mistake "advice I dont like" as "terrible advice"

Which whats the issue here?

>>33319768
and what are you, then, if not one of those? i assume your life is perfect?

>>33319615
>and blow their food stamps on frozen pizza and soda
As opposed to all the pesticide soaked fruit and veggies they keep recalling? Big brain hours.

>>33319599 (OP)
Ask ai

>>33319615
>trailer park families
Whatever you say Shlomo, Leroy, Sanjay, Hosay, Brucie.

>>33319599 (OP)
What advice do you want?

>>33319599 (OP)
Advice is all contradictory anyway.

Take advice from people you want to be like.

Andrew Tate? if you want to be successful, misogynistic, controversial, etc
Jesus? if you want to bring peace, hope and morals
Athletes? if you want to be disciplined, narrow, professional.
Chatbots? if you want to be the average of everyone's ideas around you.
4chan? if you want to be a degenerate coomer who doesn't leave the basement

you get the idea

>>33319599 (OP)
this would make a kickass board banner if 4chan culture wasn't dead and we still updated those

>>33320459
Fascinating.

>>33321280
>Tate
>Successful
>can't even go to florida or england without risking jail EVEN THOUGH you are besties with trump and elon

yeah mate super successful

>>33321371
Something like this, or what were the dimensions for a banner again?
According to my file creation dates, the banner contest was May–June 2013.
Good times...

>>33321371
>>33323369
And a 468x60 version for good measure.

>>33319599 (OP)
You’re getting advice from people who sit through hundreds of pussy on a pedestal threads per week and take them all seriously
>>33319618
Habit

>been coming to 4chan and-and-off since around 2006/2007
>discover that half the boards are more or less the opposite of what their name says
>most of the interest/topic-specific boards are generally for people who seem to care little or not at all for that topic
>vidya boards are more for people to fight and whine about videogames than to actually enjoy them or form a community around them
>automotive board is more for people to bitch, fight and dick-measure about cars and bikes than to just enjoy the pursuit of motoring or explore the intricacies of mechanical technology
>random board is just the same shit posted repeatedly for months or years on-end
>advice board is where people either give bad advice or refuse to accept sound advice
Just stop having any kind of expectations for most of the more popular boards. They used to be good for memes at one point, but that was a long time ago now and seems to have died. Now the only things this place is good for are trolling, bants, and shitposting.