I am a retard - /adv/ (#33321138) [Archived: 581 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:45:28 PM No.33321138
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I scored fucking 71 on my IQ test. 71. FUCKING 71. WHY SHOULDN'T I JUST BLOW MY BRAINS OUT RIGHT THIS INSTANT? Please, help me. How could I increase my IQ, be right now, every endeavor feels futile. I'll never master a skill, I'll never have deep conversations with anyone, I'll never have long term friends, I'll never have a GF and ejaculate in a pussy. I'll never have anything but misery. I should do it
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Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:53:03 PM No.33321168
>>33321138 (OP)
Calm your tits anon, was it an online test? Those tend to be wildly inaccurate, and real IQ tests can get fucked quite easily with stress/sleep deprivation etc. You shouldn't worry about it.
Anonymous
7/5/2025, 11:55:48 PM No.33321183
>>33321138 (OP)
IQ doesn't mean shit. you mean you had difficulty predicting the next pattern in a 3x3 matrix?? boohoo. sounds like a bit of catastrophising going on too; one score suddenly leads to "I'll never have long term friends"; what's the evidence of that?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:16:24 AM No.33321270
loads of retards have sex
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 12:57:34 AM No.33321389
>>33321138 (OP)
71 is about mental retardation, there’s no way you can have that sort of self reflection, cause and effect evaluation, and English grammar abilities. I bet you took an online test, if you believe that stuff then you’re stupid but not retarded, you’re more like 90 have a nice life
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:05:48 AM No.33321411
>>33321138 (OP)
I won't read threads with such an unpromising start. Nothing anyone suggests will help such cases.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 1:56:06 AM No.33321540
>>33321138 (OP)
Cute ass
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:26:39 AM No.33322149
why are there so many identical threads on here? i got a low iq score, should i kill myself, pornographic image. are you the same guy choosing different numbers as a way to show his lewds collection? is this just how the average low iq individual expresses himself? is this some kind of propaganda operation? what's the fucking plan?
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:44:21 AM No.33322196
I don't think a 71 is possible since you'd figuratively have the IQ of an orangutan.

You're probably just a shitty test taker.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 6:24:10 AM No.33322301
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My IQ was tested at 168 you and I can hardly be considered the same species OP. I can reason in ways you could never fathom. My intellect is like a warp drive compared to your roller blades.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 7:55:04 AM No.33322612
>>33321138 (OP)
IQ tests tend to vary widely in their results. Don’t fret over a single one gone wrong. Give me the source for that webm and I can tell you more.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:14:00 PM No.33324266
who cares faggot. millions of men have successfully mated without knowing their iq.
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 5:15:36 PM No.33324275
>>33321138 (OP)
Life is better for dumb people, they have more sex, they are happier
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 8:10:34 PM No.33324729
Take the mensa IQ test, it's the only one I believe. I got a 107 and my gf got a 100, I hard other IQ test are pretty inaccurate
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:46:13 PM No.33325394
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>>33321138 (OP)
There was the same post here a week ago except back then you had 79. Have you gotten dumber? Are you retarded?
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:47:39 PM No.33325399
>>33321138 (OP)
look on the bright side, if its a legit test, maybe you can get some neetbucks for it
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:52:16 PM No.33325411
>>33321138 (OP)
>*BRRAAAAAAAAPPPP*
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 2:08:12 AM No.33325934
>hurp durp gurgle gurgle
what's this retard saying?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 3:14:16 AM No.33326264
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:02:03 AM No.33326447
are you really that shocked? you're sitting here posting lust provoking webms to open threads like a fucking troglodyte. ventilate your head with a shotgun immediately.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 6:45:51 AM No.33327144
>>33321138 (OP)
was it a raven's progressive matrices type of test, or was it the hogwash variety? who proctored the test? did you take it online? i highly doubt you have an IQ of 71. you would struggle with typing out coherent sentences if that were the case.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 9:10:30 AM No.33327588
>>33324275
That’s only true if you aren’t too retarded to the point you still live in tribal societies that risk being mauled by tigers or procuring clean water or something
>>33324729
>my gf
Good one
>>33325394
It’s entirely possible
>>33326264
Based and saved kek
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 12:14:32 PM No.33327806
>>33326264
The image is cropped incorrectly? The factor analysis in the bottom right is missing.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:04:43 AM No.33330616
You'll never have anything with that attitude faggot. You sound like a pussy. Just go out and give life your all cause it won't last and pussyfooting around cause you scored bad on some irrelevant IQ test won't help. Want to boost your IQ? Stop worrying about IQ and actually try to apply your self to something, which by the way won't happen over night. This very poor and neurotic way of thinking will only continue to cripple you throughout life unless you stop now anon.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:53:52 PM No.33333307
>>33321138 (OP) You don't sound like a qilet, so... you're probably not one and something went wrong with your test.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 1:59:56 PM No.33333332
>>33321138 (OP)
Just be glad you are not a midwit in the 100 ~ 120 region. Those are the useless bulk. Low IQs & High IQs are actually useful to society.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 2:13:52 PM No.33333405
>>33322196
Actually that's entirely possibly.
There was this actress in my country once who managed to score lower than an orangutan during some sort of televised IQ-test.
She was wildly ridiculed and then blamed it on not having her proper reading glasses when she took the test lol.

Her name's Jacky Lafon if you're interested.
Anonymous
7/8/2025, 4:24:08 PM No.33333897
>>33321138 (OP)
That's strange. You don't type like a black person

Well, maybe you just couldn't concentrate. Is your attention span fried from videogames and internet? Maybe that's why you got a really bad result