Tried tinder with gold and boost, got only 20 likes after day, all fatties

What now?

New account btw

Talk to them?

>>33321869
Completely unironically-- I would rather be a bitter single loser for the rest of my life than date a fat chick.

in my limited school and shit experience 75% of the time you are in a school or mental health thing you will pair off eventually. nike plz

>>33321921
when i was in school I adamantly refused to date even with girls who admitted they liked me. Lone wolf complex.

>>33321918

>>33321929
just because a girl approaches you it doesn't mean she's not aware you will spill your bolo

>>33321846 (OP)
The odds are greatly stacked against any guy on dating apps, anon. Don't take it personally.

> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3lypVnJ0HM

Are they all hideous in the face? Do any of them have a cute face and comically gigantic tits? You could get a hotel and fuck one of them if so

>>33321940
I even fell for the looksmaxxing and self improovement meme
All useless

>>33321918
Date? Lol nigger that is not what tinder is for...

>>33321846 (OP)
>What now?
Plap plap. Get pregnant! Plap plap plap.

>>33321918
AV A DRINK LAD!!!

>giving money to any dating app in the current year
Why would someone do this? They clearly aren't working with you.

>>33321846 (OP)
Tell them that this is exactly what you've been looking for, a fat partner to lose weight together and get healthy with
>but that's not what I-
It is now

>>33321965
This as long as they're not fucking bonkers.
>get chatting to a fat chick on pof
>cute face and big tits
>one of the few profiles that didn't use filters on profile pics
>seems willing to meet
>add her on snapchat
>she's routinely either uploading videos of her miming to songs, or images of her crying with some bullshit caption in the image
>i'm a big degenerate and i'll fuck almost anything, but even i heeded the red flags and alarm bells
>she gets mad at me for not wanting to meet as if she's not posting batshit material all the time
Shame. She looked like she could suck the coat off a tow ball. Oh well, bullet dodged.

I get one match per month.

>>33323728
>She looked like she could suck the coat off a tow ball
Last one I fucked did. Was kino. Hotel employee saw us the next morning and looked horrified. Even more kino.

Tinder is the worst app especially for premium features, they put in increasing tiers of pay an dall of the little "microtransaction" like superswipes and compliments are shit too. Bumble has the same problem with the added retardation of the "woman has to message first" mechanic.
Hinge and POF in my experience get you much better bang for your buck. I found a GF off of Hinge after only a month of premium so IMO it was worth it

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