Any painless ways to end it without making it look like suicide? - /adv/ (#33325304) [Archived: 577 hours ago]

Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:20:48 PM No.33325304
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Need no trouble with the insurance company so my family can get the money without hassle. Need to make it look natural or accident to provide a closure and avoid stigma. Painlessly, if possible.
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:23:14 PM No.33325312
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A friend of mine told me you can get robbed and pull a gun
Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:26:39 PM No.33325322
>>33325304 (OP)
your family would much rather have you than insurance money
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:26:42 PM No.33325323
>>33325304 (OP)
Pay a thirdy to push you into train tracks
Or go to the jungle and get stinged by a deadly soider/snake or eaten alive by a crocodile
Go hiking and tell everbody about your vacation. Go to a tricky track and jump from a cliff everbody eill think it's an accident
Cut your brake liquid pipes in your car wheels and drive high speed into a tree/wall. Everybody will think someone else manipulated your car
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Anonymous
7/6/2025, 11:29:50 PM No.33325334
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>>33325304 (OP)
There's companies that can do it for you, off-the-record and quick. You just have to get in the cremation van.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:22:36 AM No.33326552
>>33325323
Those definitely don't sound painless lol
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:27:01 AM No.33326569
If you care about things like that you aren't actually suicidal, and just want attention.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:39:38 AM No.33326626
>>33325322
Yeah, but my family is just my parents. I'm not married because I don't want to leave behind more people after me. I just can't take it anymore. This is the only way.

And the methods in the other reply don't sound painless/less painful lol. Also, those third party services are probably gonna charge a fortune for which I don't have the money. If I don't quit soon and if I can get through next 3-5 years, I plan to gather some more money for the family instead. But if I can't make it, I still need a plan. I'm unsure if those third party services exist here in my part of the world or how to find them.

I'm trying to figure out a way to get my hands on some legally available substances to overdose on it but I also don't wanna get into a vegetative state to be a burden on my family.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 4:44:36 AM No.33326654
>>33326569
Things like? Insurance? I want to leave some money to my family, sure. And yeah, I do want attention to get help and plan it all. I'll only have one shot, hopefully. I'm not seeking mental help, I'd see a therapist or talk to some friends or family. All that is a reasonably waste of time anyway.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:00:24 AM No.33326753
>>33325304 (OP)
Spike your own drink at a bar with a fast acting poison maybe? No cctv though so they can't see you spike it later. Also make sure the way you obtain said poison is untraceable.
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Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:10:53 AM No.33326809
>>33326626
>This is the only way.
why?
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:19:15 AM No.33326831
>>33325304 (OP)
Super glue on hands. Hands on head.
Piano wire around neck, lean forward.

By the time they find you it will just look like pulled your head off out of frustration.
Anonymous
7/7/2025, 5:56:24 AM No.33326954
>>33326753
I don't drink and I'm not known to drink. But we have snakes around here. Snake bite might work well. Thanks. Sleeping pills overdose might work too and unless there's a post mortem report, it should go untraceable, yeah? Obtaining these substances is going to be difficult while looking natural and being untraceable.
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7/7/2025, 6:01:49 AM No.33326978
>>33325304 (OP)
why?