I've been working at this place for 6 months and these annoying weirdos wont stop coming up to me and holding me hostage in their boring conversations, they all get weirdly close to me when talking too. i don't want to be fired or some shit for just telling them to annoy someone else, but i also only have a month left working here until i go back to college so it wouldnt be the worst thing. any good ways to destroy their brains with psychic poison and make them leave me alone??

>>33326667 (OP)
Ignore them. Like completely, act like noone is even there. Few things are more damaging to a normies psyche.

>>33326667 (OP)
Do what >>33326797 said or you can put a spin on it by responding but in completely nonsensical ways that will confuse and disorient them. Think less non sequitur and more "Charlie from Always Sunny"

>>33326839
ima go with the Charlie method and be the best wildcard i can be

>>33326967
Hell yeah

get some pysch help or kys, that's the best i can do

>>33326667 (OP)
Just be your normal charming self and I am sure they will leave you alone