My friend wants to use tapeworms to lose weight. Being the supportive friend I am I want to help her accomplish her goal of losing weight. Where can I find tapeworms?

>>33326697 (OP)
Please don't do this: it's very dangerous. Yes, if you know where to go, you can acquire tapeworm eggs. But what often happens is that an egg goes down the wrong way and ends up developing into a tapeworm in your lungs instead of in your gut; and that is frequently fatal.

>>33326697 (OP)
This is one of the most batshit insane things I have ever seen. Just workout to lose weight. Holy shit.

>>33326739
>Just workout to lose weight
You can't outrun a bad diet

>>33326768
Then improve your diet, dipshit! Tapeworms are a whole new kind of horrible. You don't want that just to loose weight.

eat a bunch of rotten meat, they live there, in the old meat, so eat a bunch of it to get a tapeworm

>>33326859
>rotten meat
rotinmeat was my runescape password back in the day

>>33326697 (OP)
Why can't she just starve herself like normal people? A tapeworm infestation bad enough to make you lose that much weight also spreads to the rest of the body and brain, causing a whole host of other fucked up issues. Tell her to just stop eating.

>>33326867
Starvation also wrecks the rest of your body but atleast with tapeworms you don't have to worry about losing willpower

>>33326901
Tape worms have a very high chance to fucking kill you if they're not treated and spread to the brain. Fasting is a proven way to safely lose weight with minimal damage to your body. No serious harm will happen to you if you don't eat for a day or two as long as you're drinking water and getting electrolytes.

>>33326864
dont be surprised when your runescape account gets hacked !

>>33326946
Actually now that I think about it, depending on how fat you are you could go for longer if you add in vitamin and mineral supplements.

Just tell her you like her curvy.

>>33326697 (OP)
>i'd rather gamble with my own life than apply some discipline to quit eating high calorie slop
woman moment

Can mods moce this to /fit/?

>>33326697 (OP)
lol i hope this is a troll

>>33326730
just do an enema instad of drinking it, dugh

>>33326867
>Why can't she just starve herself like normal people?
A number of studies have confirmed that the single most reliable indicator of future weight gain that exists is dieting. In other words, dieting ultimately causes you to gain, rather than lose, weight.

Of course, diets merely don't work; a tape worm will kill you.

>>33330249
Tape worm eggs are so small and light they're almost invisible. Simply opening the packet can cause them to be blown out of the packet and into the air, from where you can very easily inhale them.

>>33326768
Starving yourself via tapeworm is even worse, retard

>>33326697 (OP)
DUDE just abuse diet pepsi, coke, or whatever carbonated drink you like best, as long as it's diet/zero sugar. Low calories + carbonation helps hunger cravings go away. For meals eat lean meats like lean ground beef and chicken breast. Cook in non-stick skillet with light cooking spray for even less calories. Get some good pre-mixed seasons and get an all purpose seasoning with MSG to make your food taste good. Eat green veggies like broccoli and cucumber. For fruit only eat berries like blueberries, strawberries, raspberries... these will be your dessert. Finally if you're hungry and it's end of the day, just go to sleep to skip a meal. It's just THAT easy bro.

>>33326697 (OP)
just order dnp from chayna

>>33330415
that isn't because of "dieting", it's because of the kind of person who thinks the solution is fad dieting that they can do for a short time then stop doing, but obviously "dieting" works because people do lose weight on them before gaining it back later after STOPPING the diet; a diet is a lifestyle choice, not a temporary measure. maintaining a healthy diet and portion control is in fact one of the two necessary pillars of losing weight and keeping it off.

>>33326697 (OP)
She's going to get them in her brain or other organs in the process.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAXfqISRZT4

>>33333791
>that isn't because of "dieting"
Yes, it is. There is no more reliable indicator that a person will gain weight in the future than that they are dieting now. Dieting virtually guarantees you will gain back more weight than you lost. It's that simple.