I will be hanging out with a real flesh and blood woman in 48 hours. How will you all cope with one of us escaping this shit hole?
Well it's been nice posting with ya.
Fuck all of y'all.

>>33326769 (OP)
The fact you're counting down the hours until it happens tells me everything I need to know. You'll be back here in the crab bucket soon enough.

>>33326769 (OP)
inb4 she ghosts

You'll be back in a week

>>33326775
seriously. poor guy sounds like he has never gotten the dreaded text the day of "sorry anon i can't go out with you tonight i'm (sick/too tired/washing my hair)."

>>33326788
Checked.
not this time, it's all coming up me these days.

>>33326801
oh boy, i love the confidence but the gods call it hubris and will absolutely strike you down for it. gl, anon.

>>33326812
thanks, i have a feeling she is excited about it.

>>33326769 (OP)
I come here to give advice to people here as a sex have who's 40yo and lost it at 12, I don't need to cope about anything
good for you bro, have a good time, enjoy the moment, don't stress or worry about what's after that, be kind, be generous and be open to listen
plan something entertaining to do or at least places you two can go to and talk a lot etc

>>33326769 (OP)
Good luck, don't come back <3

>>33326769 (OP)
You are here forever.

I'm married so I don't feel anything.
I feel nostalgic for yoir optimism.
Being a father is great, though. Just being close to my kid, every day, brings me eternal happiness.

>>33327203
>>33327470
Thanks anons.

Two engines on fire, cloud cover and for one the runway.
Let's see if I can stick this landing.

It's 24 hours, keep this sucker alive so I can report back

>>33326769 (OP)
Stop putting her on a pedestal if you want to have any chance of success

>>33330950
Classic repeat the same advice regardless of the context.
Nigga did I even say I know this girl's name?

>>33331206
You made a fucking thread about her and you're counting down the hours. You are putting her on a pedestal. Stop trying to rationalize it.

>>33331261
I made a thread about getting a date. DESU this girl is cool but there is no way this is more than a one shot.
You must be new here, we all have fun with it, we makes jokes.

Most people here have had sex and been in relationships. The majority of posts are about relationships or sex. You are coming to everyone else's level. This isn't r9k

>>33327203
>don't stress or worry about what's after that
just make sure if you're not interested in a long-term thing ya let her know, otherwise she might feel betrayed afterwards, weird

I know how this will go anon.

>anon opens the door for girl
>lets go too early
>door slams on girl causing her to fall over
>anon tries to help her up
>bonks his head on hers as anon bends over and she tries to get up
>anon jerks back tripping over his cat
>anon falls on cat killing it
>girl freaks out and starts crying
>she runs out and leaves
>anon goes after her but trips and falls in an open manhole
>anon gets washed through the sewer for miles
>pops out of sewer with lettuce on his head and a rat in his shirt pocket

>>33332418
That made me smile, thanks anon.

good luck buddy. two cents from normalman, if she's a good woman she will be happy to hear you were excited to see her. report back with success!